GB: Welcome to my second Bonus chapter I hope you all enjoy this one just like my last one.

TobiGb: Gb

01Corkscrew: 01CS

Darkness-Rising-Queen: DRQ

Madjack89: MJ89

BlondBaka-Chan: BBC

Hazeleyedharmony: HEH

Xsonyuhx9: XS9

OnyxSand: Onyx and Sand

DigiBleach: DB

SloppDoggy: SD

Disclaimer: I don't own anybody or anything in this story not even the ocs all that I own is the story idea. I don't even know the voice actors that will appear in this chapter I don't even own none of the songs here as well.


GB: Well to start things off Here's Haruhi Suzumiya and her band Take it away!

Kisame: Here you go Deidara I got you a towel I know you're going to need it (Kisame snickered)

Deidara: Why don't go to hell, yeah! (He screamed back)

Haruhi: Blazing on byThere's nothing more that I could do

I'm sorry that I'll never be with you again

Even though My heavy heart is parched with pain I know somehowYour sorrow's

something I won't see It's my life I'm moving on and never going back there

The future's turned away

And leave me on the lonely rail

God knows thatI will follow you if that is what you wanted

Take me into all your darkest shadows

And you'll see that I'm even stronger than you could know

God knows that I am standing here and you could disappear

Slipping right over the edge of the future If I had my way

We'd be together forever

Eternally god blessThe day you're standing there I feel as though we're almost one again

And yet We're miles apart in time

Beneath the pale blue moon I see your eyes are glistening

With so much love!It's tearing you apart to be here!

You know it God knows that I will follow you if that is what you wanted

Take me into all your darkest shadows

And you'll see thatI'm even stronger than you could know

God knows thatI am standing here and you could disappear

Slipping right over the edge of the future If I had my wayWe'd be together forever

Eternally god bless

Haruhi: Thank you all you've been a wonderful audience (she said as she bowed to the group of people.)

Tobi: Senpai what's with the towel?

Deidara: Shut up Tobi, un!

Tobi: Kisame why does Deidara senpai act like this around Haruhi?

Kisame: Well you see Tobi Deidara likes her a lot and I mean a lot but he also knows that he can't have her and that's why he wants her because he knows he doesn't stand a chance in Hell of being with her.

Tobi: Like you are with Ranamon?

Kisame: That is nothing like Deidara's mine is true love! She loves me with all of her heart and I love her even in her beast spirit form! Let me tell you something she really doesn't love that idiot she loves me! There isn't anything I wouldn't do for her I'll fight all of the kages, swim the deepest oceans, climb the highest mountains, fight all of the other legendary warriors, Hell I'll even convert to Jashin for her!

Hidan: Really?

Kisame: If anybody says otherwise I'll slice and dice em up! Got it!?

Tobi: Tobi understands (he said nervously)

GB: Tobi you said that you wanted to sing a song too right?

Tobi: Yes! Tobi has song he would like to dedicate to Deidara Senpai!

Tobi: Oh, the jungle VIP I've reached the top and had to stopAnd that's what botherin' me I wanna be a man, mancub And stroll right into town And be just like the other menI'm tired of monkeyin' around!Oh, oobee doo

I wanna be like youI wanna walk like youTalk like you, tooYou'll see it's trueAn ape like me Can learn to be humen too

( Gee, cousin Tobi You're doin' real good Now here's your part of the deal, cuzLay the secret on me of man's red fireBut I don't know how to make fire )

Now don't try to kid me, mancub I made a deal with youWhat I desire is man's red fireTo make my dream come trueGive me the secret, mancub Clue me what to doGive me the power of man's red flower So I can be like youYou!I wanna be like youI wanna talk like youWalk like you, tooYou'll see it's true Someone like me Can learn to be Like someone like me Can learn to beLike someone like you Can learn to be Like someone like me!

Deidara: I don't know if I should either blow him up or choke him to death, un (he said with a deadpan look on his face.)

GB: Well Naruto looks like you're next

Naruto: You bet Believe it!

Naruto: I'm gonna be amitghty king so enemiesbeware!

Sasuke: Well I've neverseen a king of beastswith quite so little hair

Naruto: I'm gonna be themane event like no king was before

I'm brushin' up I'm lookin' down I'm workin' on my ROAR!!!

Sasuke: Thus far a rather uninspiring thing

Naruto: Oh I just can't wait to be king!

Naruto: No one say do this!

Hinata: No one say be there

Naruto: No one say stop that!Both: No one say see here!Sasuke: NOW SEE HERE!!!!

Naruto: Free to run around all day

Naruto: Free to do it all my way!

Sasuke: I think it's time that you and I arranged a heartto heart!

Naruto: Kings don't need advice from little hornbillsfor a start!

Sasuke: If this is where the monarchy is headed count me out! Out ofservice out of Konanha!I wouldn't hang about!This child is getting wildlyout of wing!

Naruto: Oh I just can't wait to be king!

Naruto: Everybody look left!Everybody look right!Everywhere you look I'm standin' inthe spotlight!

Sasuke: NOT YET!

Cast: Let every creature go for broke and sing! Let'shear it in the herd and on the wingit's gonna be king Naruto's finest fling!

Cast: Oh I justcan't wait to be king!Oh I just can't wait to be king!

Oh I just can't wait

to be king!

Naruto: Thank you Thank you You're so kind!

MJ89: wow I have to admit that song does fit him

DRQ: Yeah

GB: Well Johnny are ready to sing a Christmas classic?

Johnny: You bet

Johnny Yong Bosch: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire Jack Frost nipping at your nose Yule tide carols being sung by a choir And folks dressed up like Eskimos Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe Help to make the season bright Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow Will find it hard to sleep tonight They know that Santa is on his wayHe's loading lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh And every mother's child is going to spyTo see if reindeer really know how to flyAnd so I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from one to ninety-two Although its been said many times, many ways Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas to you

01CS: That was outstanding!

Sand: Yes you are amazing!

GB: Great job Ok Itachi, Light, Kouichi are you guys ready for the songs that describes some of your personality and possible secrets?

Itachi: I can't believe we have to endure this

GB: Well Itachi trust me this is like your Disney theme song, and Kouichi I just want to say sorry but I promise I'll make it up to you.

Kouichi: It's ok I understand.

Light: Let's just get this over with.

GB: Ok let's go.

Cast:Deception

Johnny

Disgrace

cast:Evil as plain as the scar on his face

Crispin:Deception (An outrage!)

Cast:(He can't change his stripes!)

Johnny:Disgrace (For shame!)

Cast:(You know these Outsider types!)

Both:He asked for trouble the moment he came

Cast:(See you later, agitator!)

Crispin:Deception (An outrage!)

Cast:(Just leave us alone!)

Johnny:Disgrace

Cast:(For shame!)

Cast:(Traitor, go back with your own!)

Both:He asked for trouble the moment he came

Cast:(See you later, agitator!)

Cast:Born in grief Raised in hate Helpless to defy his fate Let him run Let him live But do not forget What we cannot forgive And he is not one of us He has never been one of us He is not part of us Not our kind Someone once lied to us Now we're not so blind For we knew he would do what he's done And we know that he'll never be one of us

GB:He is not one of us

Crisping:Deception

Johnny:Disgrace

Crispin:Deception

Johnny:Disgrace

Crispin:Deception

Dai: Say what was the purpose of that song anyway?

XS9: To show off someone as some kind of traitor

Kira: Ok how come chief was apart of this song then?

MJ89: that's Classified until further notice

L: How come Light was apart of it too?GB: I just put him in for fun.

Crispin: I guess it's my turn say Itachi would you Kyon, and Kouichi join me in singing it?

They all nodded in agreement

Crispin: Great

Crispin, Itachi, Kyon, and Kouichi: If I was a bird then I'd be free,

Free to leave this life I lead.

Now that I know that you're around,

I'll find my way without a sound,

Because I resound with this I swore,

Nothing left, nothing left to make me whole.

Because I'm dead, it's time to start anew,

To make the change to help me through.

As the rain begins to pour,

Casting shadows on the wall,

Close my eyes and hear the thunder,

Breaks the spell that I've been under.

Stave the world, they cannot see,

All these empty lies in me,

Try again and start anew,

And make the change to help me through.

If we wanna fly away,

To reach the stairs of this escape,

But before I even start,

Free the darkness in my heart

DB: I love that song!

BBC: Yeah I have to admit that it's pretty good.

GB: Ok Sasori it's your turn

Sasori: There is no way that you can make me do this

GB: You're right I can't but she can

MJ89: That's right now do it before I turn you into firewood

Sasori: I hate you both

GB and MJ89: Whatever

SD: This is so going on YouTube.

Sasori: I've got no strings,To hold me down,To make me fret, or make me frown.I had strings,But now I'm free,There are no strings on -ho the me-ri-o,That's the only way to go.I want the world to know,Nothing ever worries me.I've got no strings,So I have fun,I'm not tied up to 've got strings,But you can see,There are no strings on me.

*Sakura Puppet*

You have no strings,Your arms is free,To love me by the Zuider Zee.

*Sasori*

Ya, ya, ya,If you would woo,I'd bust my strings for you.

*Jeri Puppet*

You've got no strings,Comme ci comme ca,Your savoire-faire is ooh la la!

I've got strings,But entre nous,I'd cut my strings for you.

*Mikuru Puppet*

Down where the Volga flows,There's a Russian rendezvous.

*Sasori*

Where me and Ivan go, But I'd rather go with you, hey!

*Sasori*

There are no strings on me!

When he got done everybody and I mean everybody were dieing laughing and that lasted for one whole hour.

Sasori: Fuck you all and go to hell execpt you Jeri

GB: Ok Hidan, Kisame, Jp it's you're turn

JP: How come I have to sing this with them?

GB: I just thought of it on a whim so start singing

Hidan

I wanna do it

JP

Let's draw straws

Kisame

Jack said we should work togetherThree of a kind

Hidan, Kisame, AND JP

Birds of a featherNow and foreverWheeeeLa, la, la, la, la

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tightThrow away the key and thenTurn off all the lights

Kisame

First, we're going to set some baitInside a nasty trap and waitWhen he comes a-sniffing we willSnap the trap and close the gate

Hidan

Wait! I've got a better planTo catch this big red lobster man

Let's pop him in a boiling potAnd when he's done we'll butter him up

Hidan, Kisame, AND JP

Kidnap the Sandy ClawsThrow him in a box Bury him for ninety yearsThen see if he talks

Kisame

Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man Can take the whole thing over then He'll be so pleased, I do declareThat he will cook him rare

Hidan, Kisame, AND JP

Wheeee

Hidan

I say that we take a cannon Aim it at his doorAnd then knock three timesAnd when he answersSandy Claws will be no more

Kisame

You're so stupid, think now lf we blow him up to smithereensWe may lose some piecesAnd then Jack will beat us black and green

Hidan, Kisame, AND JP

Kidnap the Sandy Claws Tie him in a bag Throw him in the ocean Then, see if he is sad

Hidan AND Kisame

Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town

JP

He'll be so pleased by our success That he'll reward us too, I bet

Hidan, Kisame, AND JP

Perhaps he'll make his special brewOf snake and spider stewUmmm!

We're his little henchmen andWe take our job with prideWe do our best to please him And stay on his good side

Kisame

I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb

JP

I'm not the dumb one

Hidan

You're no fun

Kisame

Shut up

Hidan

Make me

Kisame

I've got something, listen nowThis one is real good, you'll see We'll send a present to his door Upon there'll be a note to readNow, in the box we'll wait and hide Until his curiosity entices him to look inside

JP

And then we'll have him One, two, three

Hidan, Kisame, AND JP

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stickLock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tickKidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bitsMr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicksKidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will seeLock him in a cage and then, throw away the key

GB: Great job guys ok Pein are you and Matt ready?

Pein: How come Hidan isn't singing this it suits him better

MJ89: Well simple because you look scary

BBC: She has a point and besides this like your Disney theme song

Onyx: Yep now come on sing!

Pein: I can't believe I'm about to do this

Pein

Well, well, well,what have we here?Sandy Claws, huh?Oh, I'm really scared

So you're the oneeverybody's talkin' about,ha, ha, ha, haYou're jokin', you're jokin'I can't believe my eyesYou're jokin' me, you gotta beThis can't be the right guy

He's ancient, he's uglyI don't know which is worseI might just split a seam now lf I don't die laughing first

When Mr. Oogie Boogie says There's trouble close at hand You'd better pay attention now'Cause I'm the Boogie Man

And if you aren't shakin'Then there's something very wrong' Cause this may be thelast time now you hear the boogie song, ohhh

Animal Path

Ohhh

Pein

Ohhh

Human Path

Ohhh

Pein

Ohhh

Animal Path

Ohhh,

i'm the Oogie Boogie Man

Pein

Well if I'm feelin' antsy And there's nothin' much to do I might just cook a special batch Of snake and spider stew

And don't ya know the one thingThat would make it work so nice?A roly-poly SandyClaws to add a little spice

Human Path

Ohhh

Pein

Oh, yeah

Animal Path

Ohhh

Pein

Ohhh

Human Path

Ohhh

Pein AND Animal Path

Oh, yeah, I'm (he's) theOogie Boogie Man

Matt

Release me nowOr you must face the dire consequences

The children are expecting meSo please, come to your senses

Pein

You're jokin', you're jokin'I can't believe my ears Would someone shut this fella upI'm drownin' in my tears

It's funny, I'm laughingYou really are too much And now, with your permissionI'm going to do my stuff

Matt

What are you going to do?

Pein

I'm gonna do the best I can

(Musical interlude)

Oh, the sound of rollin' diceTo me is music in the air'

Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man Although I don't play fair

It's much more fun,I must confessWhen lives are on the line

Not mine, of course,but yours, oldboy Now that'd be just fine

Matt

Release me fast or you will have to Answer for this heinous act

Pein

Oh, brother, you're something You put me in a spin You aren't comprehendingThe position that you're in

It's hopeless, you're finished You haven't got a prayer' Cause I'm Mr. Oogie Boogie And you ain't going nowhere

Sora: WOW you guys that was great!

Pein: Gee thanks

Matt: Maybe you should join our band sometime

Pein: I'll consider it.

GB: OK Tommy, Takuya you guys are next

Agunimon: I can't believe you talked me into doing this

Kummamon: I think this is going to be fun!!

Kira: Relax Taki just stop complaining and sing the song

Agunimon: Fine, But Tommy goes face

Kummamon: Ok!

I'm Mister White Christmas

I'm Mister Snow

I'm Mister Icicle

I'm Mister Ten Below

Friends call me Snow Miser

What ever I touch

Turns to snow in my clutch

I'm too much!

[Chorus:]

He's Mister White Christmas

He's Mister Snow

[Kummamon:]

That's right!

[Chorus:]

He's Mister Icicle

He's Mister Ten Below

[Kummamon:]

Friends call me Snow Miser,

What ever I touch

Turns to snow in my clutch

Chorus:]

He's too much!

[Kummamon:]

I never want to know a day

That's over forty degrees

I'd rather have it thirty,

Twenty, ten, five

and let it

freeeeEEEEEEeeze!

[Chorus:]

He's Mister White Christmas

He's Mister Snow

[Kummamon:]

That's right!

[Chorus:]

He's Mister Icicle

He's Mister Ten Below

[Kummamon:]

Friends call me Snow Miser,

What ever I touch

Turns to snow in my clutch

...too much.

[All:]

Too Much!

Tommy: your turn Takuya (He giggled)

I'm Mister Green Christmas

I'm Mister Sun

I'm Mister Heat Blister

I'm Mister Hundred and One

They call me Heat Miser,

What ever I touch

Starts to melt in my clutch

I'm too much!

[Chorus]

He's Mister Green Christmas

He's Mister Sun

He's Mister Heat Blister

He's Mister Hundred and One

[Agunimon]

They call me Heat Miser,

What ever I touch

Starts to melt in my clutch

[Chorus]

He's too much!

[Agunimon]

Thank you!

I never want to see a day

That's under sixty degrees

I'd rather have it eighty,

Ninety, one hundred degrees!

(spoken)

Oh, some like it hot, but I like it

REALLY hot! Hee hee!

[Chorus]

He's Mister Green Christmas

He's Mister Sun

[Agunimon]

Sing it!

[Chorus]

He's Mister Heat Blister

He's Mister Hundred and One

[Agunimon]

They call me Heat Miser,

What ever I touch

Starts to melt in my clutch

I'm too much!

[Everybody]

Too Much!

HEH: You guys did a great job I can't wait to see who's next.

Zoƫ: It kind of fits them if you think about it.

Haruhi: Yeah you have point there.

GB: OK Naruto, Kouichi, Itachi, Deidara, and Kyon your turn.

Naruto: Are you guys ready then let's get started!

Kouichi: You and I must make a pact,

we must bring salvation back

Where there is love, I'll be there

I'll reach out my hand to you,

I'll have faith in all you do

Just call my name and I'll be there

Chorus:

And oh - I'll be there to comfort you,

Build my world of dreams around you,

I'm so glad that I found you

I'll be there with a love that's strong

I'll be your strength, I'll keep holding on

Let me fill your heart with joy and laughter

Togetherness, well that's all I'm after

Whenever you need me, I'll be there

I'll be there to protect you,

with an unselfish love I respect you

Just call my name and I'll be there

(chorus)

If you should ever find someone new,

I know he'd better be good to you

'Cos if he doesn't, I'll be there

Don't you know, baby, yeah yeah

I'll be there, I'll be there,

just call my name, I'll be there

(Just look over your shoulders, honey - ooh)

I'll be there, I'll be there,

whenever you need me, I'll be there

Don't you know, baby, yeah yeah

I'll be there, I'll be there,

just call my name, I'll be there...

DRQ: That was beautiful just beautiful

GB: Yes it was Ok everybody time to teleport (He teleported them to New York Times Square)

It was snowing and there were a lot of people there watching Christmas celebration

Johnny: Well guys let's wrap this up.

Everybody: I'm dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the treetops glisten, and children listen To hear sleigh bells in the snow I'm dreaming of a white Christmas With every Christmas card I write May your days be merry and bright And may all your Christmases be white I'm dreaming of a white Christmas With every Christmas card I write May your days be merry and bright And may all your Christmases be white


GB: I hoped that you all like it.

Itachi: Be on the look out for another story by TobiGB called "Daybreak Comes to Sin City" it'll be out sometime in 2010

GB: Until then have a merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Hidan: Jashin bless us every fucking one.

GB: Thank you Hidan I thank. Well I see you guy later so have a happy holiday and I'll see you guys again soon, yeah. Oh one more thing Tell who you guys thought was a cute enter Dimensional pairing vote in your reviews the winners will get on little story. Well see ya, yeah