Well…I'm back! WITH MY NEW FRICKIN LAPTOP! Ahem…Yes. Enjoy…And I apologize for the extremely long hiatus. I was busy.

I don't own anything

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Chapter…I lost count.

In Which I Am Back, Baby!

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Sweets- You know what I just noticed? These chapter titles are really stupid…AND the author COMPLETELY ignored the introduction! What a cauliflower head!

Angela- You are extremely judgmental…. And I am extremely pregnant. *giggles*

Sweets- Yes…You are pregnant. I applaud your vast ocean of knowledge.

Angela- ARE YOU MOCKING ME?

Sweets- No…

Angela- Okay.

Brennan- I gave up on being a badass.

Everyone- *gasps*

Booth- Why?

Brennan- It was too much work…and I kept on forgetting my name. So…that doesn't really help the situation.

Max Keenan- *pulls up his shirt to reveal his beer-belly* THE SITUATION! THE SICCCHUAAATIONNNNN!

Sweets- *face palm*

Brennan- Oh, god…

Booth- I LOVE YOU TEMPERANCE BRENNAN!

Brennan- Shut up. You rejected me…so shut up.

Hodgins- *lifts up a coffee-table and turns it around* OH, HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!

Wendell- CONSPIRACIES! *jumps out of window*

Hannah- STOP KILLING ME! I'm perfect! *flips hair*

*We kill Hannah in a creative way*

Sully- SAME HERE, GIRLFRIEND! *flips his hair*

*We kill Sully in a creative way*

Hodgins- What a turd-sniffer…fool.

Angela- If Hodgins is God….and I'm having his baby…would my baby be Jesus?

Wendell- *pops up out of nowhere* BUT I'M JESUS!

Angela- So my baby is going to be Wendell? EWW…I'm going to give birth to my ex-boyfriend!

Booth- *whispers to Howard Epps* Awkward… *Howard nods in agreement*

Brennan- *gasps dramatically* It's like a soap opera! We could call it…'The Bones of Life'…*stares off dramatically into nowhere*

Sweets- That's…weird.

Brennan- Define weird…

Sweets- I'm too lazy to Google it. *sighs*

Cam- I feel ignored.

Michelle- Because you're a…a…Ugh I ran out of insults.

Gravedigger- SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT! SPOILER ALERT!

*DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU WANT TO BE SPOILER-FREE*

Gravedigger- Did you hear my brains will be blown up in the next episode? IT'S LIKE MY WILDEST DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE!

Booth- I don't like you…You buried Bones alive…that was mean…I don't like you….go away…

Gravedigger- You make my soul feel anger within itself….

Michael- WAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLTTTTTTT-

Walt- SHUT UP! You are so freaking annoying! You don't even belong to this show so SHUT UP. No one cares if you got blown up! No one cares if you were on a freaking plane crash! GO AWAY. MY GOD.

Michael- Wow…that was pretty intense…

Sweets- Ugh…I hate losties…

Angela- HOLLA IF YOU'RE A BONESIE! And that means YOU readers and reviewers! I MEAN IT. If you want this baby to be born than you WILL REVIEW. Ahem…

Sweets- That was really hardcore…I feel sorry for your kids.

Angela- *sighs* Yeah, I do too.

Brennan- I LOVE YOU SEELEY BOOTH!

Booth- I LOVE YOU TEMPERANCE BRENNAN!

*They go through a really intense B/B moment and start to make-out…Ah, how I love my imagination.*

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Review if you hate Hannah and/or Sully and/or any murderer ever existing!

HOLLA IF YOU'RE A BONESIE! (If you're a fan of Bones….duh…)