MY ULTRAVOX FAN FICTION
BY SMAPHDY BOAWOP
One day I went to Vienna. I walked around the town square and had an ice cream cone. As I was boarding the plane back to my native country, I looked behind me at the distant city lights.
"This means nothing to me," I whispered. "Oh, Vienna."
I then boarded the plane. The in-flight movie was The Bucket List starring Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman, with a single instance of "kiss my ass" censored to "kiss my boat".
I ate vegetable lasagne.
THE END . . . ?