Author's Note: My god, I'm sorry guys! I asked a friend to take over the story and didn't realize till just now she hasn't, then I finally just said F it and I'm ready to write after a while. SO SORRY for the wait, really. To make up for it, I'm definently updating like a mad woman over here, so read and review.

Disclaimer: I own nothing, chill.

Chad's POV

I tossed Freddie a towel and he unsuccessfully tried to get the red stick out of his hair.

"So care to tell me what you did to piss a chick off?"

"It's a long story." I rolled my eyes.

"I got time." Freddie sighed.

"Sam likes me."


"I don't like her back. She wasn't very happy about the news."

"Huh. I thought you were already going out." He did what iCarly calls a spit take.

"What are you talking about!"

"I don't know, just the way you guys hang out. How you move with each other and interract. Reminds me a lot of Sonny and I to be honest." He looked thoughtful and after a minute of watching him go all thinking man on me, I snapped him back into reality.

"Dude. Do what you think is best, man. That's all ya gotta do to keep these chicks from slitting your throat." Freddie smiled and nodded and we clicked Tosh.0 on the guide.

Less than 60 seconds later, Portlynn marched in like she always does when she's mad.

"YOU TWO TIMING JERK!" Freddie put on a smug smile.

"All ya gotta do to keep these chicks happy, eh?" I glared at him, but tried to keep myself from smiling too.

"Portlynn, what are you talking about?" I asked as I grabbed more chips.

"Sonny Monroe? Really?" I sighed.

"Yes, Portlynn, really. And if you don't get out now, I'll sick her on you!"

"I'm not afraid of that b-" I pulled out my phone and Portlynn darted. Freddie raised his eyebrows and pressed play.

"Chicks, man."

A/N: Vote, do you guys want a spin off with the actual TV show Hello, LA or do you just want behind the scenes? R&R!