Ballad of Old What'shisname

Kind of crack, extremely AU, and completely random. Happy new year's, guys!

Summary: Carlisle meets a young man at a coffeeshop who's like nothing he's ever known before. Things culminate for a night back at his place, which quickly turns into something altogether different.

Word Count: 5,812

Rating: R

Disclaimer: I don't own Carlisle and the others, or Harry Potter - that is, if you can find him (o:

As I've mentioned in my profile, I've removed this piece to begin work on it again, and, possibly combine it with the sequel. I'm sorry to keep you lot waiting again, but hopefully when this is back it'll be that much better than before. Thanks ever so much for all your support through the years.