Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Well, this is part of the last eight fanfics I have for 2009. Ahh, 2009... what a year. And speaking of nostalgia, what a decade it has been. To think, come 2010, I would have been here as an author for more than five years... a lot came by, didn't it? And on the way, I matured, went through some typical internet drama at a young age (back when I was as typically stupid and insecure as your regular teenager), and overall had fun, needless to say improved on my writing. And although a certain few one-off fanfics that I wish to continue on have been short (including this one (cough cough)), they have been well worth writing, and so, on behalf on myself, have a great New Years.
PS: By the way, the 400th fanfic is coming up. Just guess what it's going to be. Heh heh.
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It was a strange, wacky night happening in the Mushroom Kingdom within the top floor of a random apartment somewhere nearby Mushroom City... and both Waluigi and Princess Daisy were there, arguing with each other over tiny tidbits of nonsense.
"You're obnoxious!" Daisy snapped, shaking her arms.
"Well so are you, you hypocrite!" Waluigi retorted as he folded his arms together.
"You're too skinny!" Daisy yelled out.
"You're too fat!" Waluigi barked back.
"You're too cranky!" Daisy stated as she slapped Waluigi across the face.
"You're too crazy!" Waluigi insisted as he bonked Daisy on the head with a vase, that broke into several pieces afterwards.
"You're too mean!" Daisy pouted, her fists side by side her hips.
"You're too gassy!" Waluigi mocked, making gagging noises as he plugged his sexy pink nose.
Daisy gasped in shock as she covered her mouth. "I am not gassy!" She retorted, angrily glancing Waluigi.
Princess Daisy farted loudly shortly afterwards, her brassy gas blast shaking the entire apartment.
"...I... just had some really good baked beans earlier, okay...!?" Daisy tried to retort as she blushed, embarrassed.
Waluigi laughed his head off as he poked Daisy in her chest. "Ha! Even your own big butt disagrees with you. Well then!" He pushed Daisy aside as he headed into the kitchen, grabbing his stuff as he finished, "If you're so full of yourself, why don't you go surf the Internet or something?" And with that, he left the apartment with all the food, shutting the door behind him.
Daisy sighed as she wondered what to do, before farting loudly again, this time causing a brown stain to appear on the back of her dress.
"Well... guess I took a dump sooner than I thought..." Daisy muttered as she sat on her yellowish couch, not bothering to change her brown stained, orange colored underwear.