Waluigi was beating up Bowser Jr. with his trusty purple colored tennis racket.

Waluigi was literally beating up Bowser Jr. with his trusty purple colored tennis racket. That's literally it.

Sad, isn't it?

"You bet your ass it's sad," Waluigi lampshaded as he simply did that. Beat Bowser Jr. up with his trusty purple colored tennis racket.

But why was he exactly beating up Bowser Jr. with his trusty purple colore dtennis racket? And why was he repeating things and increasing the damn word count while making a stupidly, horribly short chapter on purpose?

"Because successful troll is successful," Waluigi stated as he placed his left hand over his mouth, posing like the laughing elf man as he continued beating Bowser Jr. up with his damn fourth chaos emerald, err, I mean, his trusty purple colored tennis racket, increasing the word count with repeated words on purpose. That asshole.