Um, okay Hi. I'm Love, it's very nice to meet you. Well I'm very bored, and so I decided to do something that very few authors have the courage and/or interest to do. I'm going to write a hard core slash fic that is all fetish. So, please feel free to send me ANY and ALL fetish request. No matter what it is, I will try to write it. Now on with the show…erm story.

Disclaimer: *insert a mildly funny joke that explains that I don't own anything from the books/movies*

Seventeen year old Remus John Lupin laid on his bed moping. He had forgotten his and his boyfriend's one year anniversary. He didn't mean to, the stress from the upcoming N.E.W.T.S. were starting to get to him, and it just slipped his mind.

Sirius, the early mentioned boyfriend, said that it didn't matter, and that he forgave him, but Remus knew differently. He may have been forgiven, but it had defiantly mattered to Sirius. He just needed a way to make it up to him.

"Still sulking I see." James Potter said, mildly amused, as he walked into the dorm.

"I am not sulking." Remus argued.

"Whatever sulky McSulkpants." James replied.

Remus playfully stuck his tongue out at James.

"So what do you think I should to make it up to him?" Remus asked.

"Well, and I know I'll probably regret telling you this later, but Sirius has a list." James told him.

"A list? What kind of list?" He asked.

"A list of Sexual Fantasies. He started making it about midway through 3rd year after his hormones kicked in."

"Fantasies?" Remus asked, blushing a bit. "How is that supposed to help me?" He asked, hoping James didn't mean what Remus thought he did.

James just gave him a look that said 'I think you all ready know.'

"Okay, okay, where is this list?" He said, giving in.

"Sirius keeps it guarded, so go ask him." James said, going over to his trunk to find some parchment.

Remus sighed and stood up.

"I swear, my love for him is what's going to kill me." Remus said, shaking his head.

James chuckled. "And by the way, you are not allowed to do any of the sick fantasies he has on my bed."

"But what if it's on the list?"

"Then pretend like it's not." James said sternly.

"Okay then." Remus giggled before exiting the dorm room to go find his lover.

Sirius sat on the edge of the lake, skipping stones.

"Hey Stranger." Remus said.

"Hey." Sirius replied, not looking up at him.

"Can I sit here?"


"Look Sirius, I'm very sorry." Remus said.

"I know you didn't mean to." Sirius said.

"But I wanted to make it up to you." Remus told him.

Now Sirius finally looked at him.


"Well James told me you had a list of," Remus blushed and cleared his throat awkwardly. "Um sexual fantasies. And, if you wanted to, I'd be willing to help you, uh, live them out."

"Oh," Sirius was now blushing too. He inwardly cursed James for telling Remus about the list. "You wouldn't want to. Some of the things as very…odd." He said.

"I don't care what it is. I'd do anything for you." Remus said.

"Okay then." He took out a piece of parchment from his satchel and handed it to Remus. "We will start at the top and work our way down. If there's something you don't want to do, then tell me, and you won't have to."

Remus' eyes widened as he went down the long list. This would definitely be interesting.


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