I attempted to do a writing challenge and only enjoyed this one that came out. A little comedic exchange. Offhanded reference to 40 Year Old Virgin.

Disclaimer: Ikki Minami and Kazuma Mikura belong in their tale of Air Gear by the ever talented Oh Great.

"You know how I know you're gay?"

Kazu knew he shouldn't have let Ikki anywhere near a TV last night. "Why am I gay?" He sighed. This was a eleventh time he was bringing up one of these jokes.

"Cause you talk with a lisp."

"I do not!" Kazu shouted defensively, scowling the other. "Shut up already, would you? I'm busy trying to fix my AT-"

"You know how I know you're gay?"

A sigh. "Why?" He was annoyed by this banter.

"You're handling that screwdriver a little too well."

Said screwdriver was then tossed in his direction. "Oh my god, shut up already!! Get out of my house!"

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