This is the last page in this series. I have a few more stories to write of vairious types. Since news was such a common topic in this collection. I wrote this like the back of a newspaper.

Contests The Soul Society Times

March 13th,

Announcing the 3rd annual Writing Contest for the Soul Society Times. All entries must be submitted by 7pm on 26th of April. One entry per person. You must write one paragraph on your favorite thing.

First place winners will receive an all expense paid trip for two to the living world. Runners up will receive a choice of a poster of The Seaweed Ambassador or a Chappy The Rabbit Keychain provided by Chappy Corp. The winners will be announced on the 28th of May. The top contestants will be published.

May 28th

This is the moment you have all been waiting for. The winner of the Soul Society Times contest and a trip for two to the living world is

Abarai Renji of the 6th division. A Big congratulations to him were really impressed. I wonder who he will take? We will get an interview as soon as we can.

Here are the top entries:

The winner chosen by the editor

My Favorite Thing By Abarai Renji

Her beauty is beyond compare. The way she looks in the moonlight takes my breath away. I would go to any lengths for her. When she walks it is like she glides. When she smiles, she makes the world more beautiful. When she hits me I can feel the love. She is like the moon in the sky, so beautiful, so bright, so untouchable. If only I were good enough for my favorite thing. I will only have to keep fighting harder and getting stronger and maybe some day my favorite thing will love me too. If I win I'll ask her to go with me.

Second runner up chosen by the Chappy Corporation

My Favorite Thing Is Chappy by Rukia Kuchiki

Chappy The Rabbit was introduced in 1977. Chappy is so super kawaii. I have the Chappy book, the Chappy movie both one and two, the entire television series in two languages, the giant plushie, the twelve baby plushies, every monthly release plushie for the last thirty years I don't have the June 1978, if anyone has it I really want it. Lets see, the Chappy blanket in blue and the wool in pink, all six of the CD's including Chappys greatest hits and Chappy Sings The Blues. We have the Chappy cereal every day even though a certain someone doesn't like it. Oh and the Chappy socks, and lingerie collection. I forget the rest its all in this pile of Chappy stuff. Anyway In conclusion I Love Chappy!

Third runner up

My Favorite Thing Is Battling By Kenpatchi

My favorite thing to do is fight. I really wish these Shinigami they keep hiring were stronger. It would really be great if my opponent didn't die so soon into the battle. If there are any captains out there who want to spar, come to the eleventh division. I am getting bored waiting for Kurosaki Ichigo to return.

Fourth runner up

My Favorite Thing Me By Yumichika Ayasegawa

My favorite thing is of course me. I'm the most handsome Shinigami in soul society. No one would disagree with me on that. I have the best wardrobe. I'm the best dresser. I'm such a saint having to tolerate looking at all of you. I'm so wonderful because I bring beauty to this ugly, ugly world.

Honorable Mentions:

My Favorite Things Is My Pride by Kuchiki Byakuya

Sake Is My Favorite Thing by Ikkaku Madarame

Blondes Are My Favorite by Shuhei Hisagi

Yoroichi Is My Favorite Thing by Soi Fong

Arts & Entertainment:

Monday and Tuesday only the Seireitei Center For The Arts is hosting an art exhibit. It will feature such great local artists as Kuchiki Rukia, and Kuchiki Byakuya. Come see these true geniuses masterpieces. 5-10pm.


Yumichika Ayasegawa gives a lecture on make-up application at the main confrence hall 8am-4pm. All Captains required to attend.

Cooking with General Yammamoto Shinigami Studio 3. Need new audience members as the normal ones are still in the burn unit. Will be televised live. 6-7pm


The Fine Art Of Breaking Into Byakuya' house featuring Yachiru Kusajishi. She will be signing her book with the same title.

All participants should meet at the front gate of the Kuchiki manor by 3pm. The 4th division will be standing by.


Girls night out hosted by the Shinigami Women's Association just show up at the Lucky Shinigami Strip Club on W. 3rdST around 7pm bring cash and a healthy appetite.

Money Opportunities:

Mayuri Kurotsuchi needs 2 male and 1/2 female, well 1/3 will do, to participate in a medical experiment. Pays well. Bring mangos and an umbrella.

Now Hiring new guards at the Kuchiki house. Being able to spot short pink haired girls a must. x6666

Looking for girls who resemble Yoroichi. Discretion a must. Call x2222


Captains bedroom available for cohabitation in the 8th division. Girls only. See Nano-chan for details.


June 1978 Chappy Plushie. Will pay handsomely. Don't tell Rukia. See Bayakuya Kuckiki.

Looking for 1999 Aizen-Taicho trading card. Platinum series. Contact Momo.

The Shinigami Men's Association is looking for a place to hold meetings. If you have any extra space any at all please let us know.

For Sale:

'89 4 door Honda. Brown. Make an offer. Contact the Shinigami Men's Association. Please no questions.

Sajin Komamura' special Flea & Tic spray. Guaranteed to work or your money back. x7777


Due to budget cuts everything must go at the 12th division. We have anti-gravitational devices, robot sex slaves, alien clones, giant super computers, patio furniture and much much more. Sunday at 9am.