Happy Birthday Yohko! I hope it was a good one, and I really hope you like this prank fic.

Disclaimer: I own nothing, but the plot.

John shows up at school to eat lunch with his two favorite sons.

John Winchester had enough. He was sick of inky binoculars, and he was sick of waking up at 4:30 a.m. to gospel music. He was about to apply his own brand of torture.

Sam's face was priceless and Dean's embarrassment was superb!

"I came to eat lunch with ya boys." John said shaking bags of food at them, grinning.

The girl, Dean was with, made a face before making an excuse to leave.

"Well lead the way to the cafeteria. I want to hear all about your days."

Something told him there wouldn't be anymore itching powder in his shoes.