"Me?" said Mark. He was just about to start work, when a girl not much older than 13 shouted to him before he got to the elevators.
"Mark Sloan?" she said sounding pretty pissed off.
"Uh yes," said Mark looking around. "Can I help you?"
HALF AN HOUR LATER
Mark was in exam room with a bloody nose.
The teenage girl was being held by security in the basement.
The entire staff at Seattle Grace was gossiping about the allegation of statutory rape made against Mark Sloan.
Oh btw don't worry I am not a Mark hater, I love him!