Hello! Now this story takes place about a year after season 5, please review and enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own teen titans.
"Alright now turn at the next exit!"
"The next exit you idiot!"
"Yes you moron, right here! Aghhh! You missed it! This is that last time I car pool with you two bucket heads" It was time for the annual inter dimensional beings gathering and since there was some much concern about dimensional warming (something about green house gasses being emitted out of some inconsiderate imps rear end) Mr. Mxyzptlk had decided to car pool with Bat Mite and Larry the Titan. He had soon realized his error when he had let Bat Mite drive.
"Ughhh!" Mr. Mxyzptlk said pulling his derby hat over his head in frustration, "You know what? Just get off this exit, right now I need some air." Bat Mite shrugged as he steered there invisible floating car over the space time dimensional rift and turned onto exit 3rd.
"Hey!" Larry exclaimed "We're in the third dimension! That means we can go see the titans and the justice league and everyone!"
"Not if we're going to make the convention we're not!" Mr. Mxyzptlk insisted scratching his head while looking at the map.
"Figures that a Superman villain would get us lost!" Bat Mite said
"What! I told you to get off at that exit and you missed it! Besides you're just an annoyance to Batman, I'm a full time villain! And Superman could so beat Batman!"
"No way! Batman is the Dark Knight, the Caped Crusader, The Worlds greatest detective and he's got kryptonite in his belt in case he ever needed to face Superman!" Bat Mite retorted.
"Hey Superman's so fast he could knock the kryptonite out of Batman's hand before Batman could get a chance to use it!"
"That's not the way it happened in The Worlds Finest part one in season two of Superman the Animated Series crossover with Batman the Animated Series." Bat Mite said officially.
"Eh look on the bright side." Larry said "At least your not like Qwsp. He's an Aquaman villain!" Both Larry and Mr. Mxyzptlk shivered.
"What's wrong with Aquaman?" Bat Mite asked
"Ugh, never mind." Mr. Mxyzptlk said as he proceeded to look back down at the map.
"Hey look down there!" Larry yelled "It's Robin!" he exclaimed as he tried to rush down to greet his hero. Bat Mite quickly grabbed his collar and pulled him back.
"Hold it there Larry, you can't just bust in on a third dimensional being like that. It looks like he's deep in discussion with someone, and if there's one thing I've learned from Batman biggest annoyance it's that 3 D's hate it when you bust in on them in the middle of there conversations!" The three imps became invisible and silently transported to the top of the Titans Tower to listen in.
"For the last time Robin. No!" Raven yelled as several light bulbs and plants inside the tower blew up. The Boy Wonder however knew no fear or maybe no intelligence, either way he stood his ground.
"Please Raven this dance is for charity and I really need all the titans to come along. I'm going with Star and you could go with Beast Boy or someone." Robin pleaded
"Beast Boy?!" Raven asked another light bulb blowing up inside the tower.
"Beast Boy and Raven?!" the three imps repeated in disbelief all at once.
"That's crazy!" Larry said
"That's an abomination!" Bat Mite said shaking his fist in the air.
"Actually that's kind of a sweet pairing." Mr. Mxyzptlk said with a far away look in his eye until he noticed the two other imps staring at him. "What? It's been hinted at from like season 2!"
"Hey! The producers said that they were just friends and besides he likes Terra!" Bat Mite said mater a factly.
"But she's now a statue!" Larry said with a far away.
"I cried so much in that episode!" Mr. Mxyzptlk said conjuring a handkerchief out of thin air.
"Oh the Drama!" Bat Mite proclaimed.
"The suspense!" Larry said in his best dignified manner.
"The action!" Mr. Mxyzptlk exclaimed
"The Romance!" All three imps said at once. They again glanced down at the two birds on top of the Tower.
"Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?" Larry asked
"Make a Beast Boy X Raven Fic?" Mr. Mxyzptlk asked with a hopeful smile. Bat mite punched him in the arm. "Right!" Mr. Mxyzptlk said "Get the two love birds together!"
"And we're going to do it Fifth dimension style." Bat Mite exclaimed.
"What about the gathering?" Larry asked
"Well there's always next Joljo." Mr. Mxyzptlk said.
"Next what?" asked Larry.
"Joljo it was used to describe the age of my deranged cousin back in one of the comic books pre-crisis. These 3D's think that a Joljo is the same as a year! Can you believe that?"
"Then what does it mean?"
"Uhhhhhhhhh? Let's just focus on the mission at hand!" Mr. Mxyzptlk exclaimed as the three huddled up.
"No Robin! That's Final!" Raven yelled as she flew off to her room.
As she floated away Cyborg's voice could be faintly heard yelling "My car!".
Back inside the Titans Tower Robin walked over towards Cyborg who was picking up the parts to the destroyed T Car. "Dude." He asked. "What did you say?"
"I think I pushed her a little to hard and she blew up, sorry about that man." Robin said.
"Aw it's cool, so what part of your little speech do you think pushed her over the edge?"
"Well I suggested she go with Beast Boy and then she got the death glare in her eyes. What do you think could have got her so ticked about that?"
"No, idea man!" Cyborg said quickly "Well got to go!"
"But what about you car?"
"I'll pick it up latter! Gotta jet!"
"He said what!" Beast Boy half yelled. Cyborg just nodded and Beast Boy started pacing "Gezz, I think of her as a friend but not that close of a friend! Besides I'm still not over Terra, I'm not ready for a serious long term commitment like that."
"When were you ever?" Cyborg mumbled
"I tell you we've got to do something about this!" Beast Boy said still pacing.
"Don't worry, B. I got a plan." Cyborg said with a grin.
So how was it? Anyway if your wondering Qwsp is a real character in the comics and a Joljo is what they did use to describe the age of the imps. Another note, in Fractured Larry says he from another dimension thats not the fifth it's some dimension i can't think of right now but just pretend he's a fifth dimensional being. Anyway, see that button that says review? Click on it...please.