My Name is Josh…

Chapter one: Introduction…

You ever know the kind of guy who spends his whole life doing nothing but work at a low-paying job, live in a dumpy apartment that has people dying in it nearly every single day but you have to live there because you only get paid $200 at your job, just watches great shows every night like The Simpsons, Futurama, and Invader ZIM, never gets a date because he is permanently labeled a loser, spends all of his free time before 11:00 at night on his crappy Lap-Top, and is 23 years old?

Well, that's me. I seem to never catch a break. It's not my fault though. It's just God's way to amuse himself. And I am NOT making up excuses…

But I don't mind. I love doing those things. In my mind, they're the best things to do in the world (Except being a bachelor and only getting paid 200 bucks every three weeks)

Sure, you may think I'm in denial, but I'm just not. You may think I'm stupid, but I am not. You may think I am the sorriest, unluckiest guy in the whole freaking world, but I'm not…

Least in my mind…

Anyways, I have to get to the point. I can only record this dialog for under a minute due to the amount I'm paying. Aw, dammit! Just used up more time! DAMMIT! Did it again! Son of a-! Well, the point is, just because you think my life sucks, doesn't mean it sucks to me. I even have a friend…at work…and only at work…but, I digress. I have over 450 friends on the internet. And sometimes, when at work, I get crazy adventures…sometimes…I usually only get them at home…and that is usually alerting the police when my neighbor down the hall chases her husband with the butcher knife because he cheated on her with her sister, but y'know…So I-

HEY! Kid! Lunch breaks OVER! Get back to work!

Well, to make a long story short…

My Name is Josh…

Author's NOTE: Well, first chapter done! Even if it was just an introduction. Read & Review!