"I am Jesus." The man in bright shining robes said to Bill, he swooped him up in his dark skinned arms.

Those around him looked on in wonder.

"Come, my little queer, and let me save you from a life of sin and – " Jesus gestured dramatically " –Tight pants." A slight shudder came from Christ and an eye-roll from Bill.

"Dude, I'm not gay..." Bill said, wondering what was up, was this a joke?

Jesus laughed rather loudly and said, "Ahh you simple, Naïve, little agnostic Rock star, you forget who created you..." and they were gone with a pop.


YAY!
NEW DRABBLE! and this ones 100 words on the dot!
Or, at least the word couner says so.

I saw this: "I am Jesus. *swoops in and grabs you* Come, my little queer, and let me save you from a life of sin and" - gestures dramatically- "tight pants." *shudder delicately*
On a facebook profle, I just HAD to re write it.

review and btw, no blaspheme was intended and of course, no insult to any one who happends to be Gay, and or wear Tight pants.

Review!