Crack poem inspired by a video on youtube that someone made to the Parry Gripp song "Do You Like Waffles?" If you go to youtube and search 'dalek waffles' you'll find it. I highly recommend it.


Waffle: An Ode


O, noble waffle,

Delicious as thou art brave;

Sitting there on thy little plate;

Dost thou know this is the end, tiny waffle?

Dost thou sense thy doom close at hand?

O valiant waffle,

How I long to taste thy soft, sweet flavour,

Thy light and fluffy texture;

O waffle,

Dost thou know how I love thee?

Dost thou—

There are life forms in the vicinity!

They would interrupt my breakfast!

EXTERMINATE!

EXTERMINATE!