A/N: Response to dw100 challenge #278: Child.

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"She likes me better, you know."

"That, as you very well know, is the most utter and absurd--"

"She gave me more cake at lunch..."

"Unlike you, I do not--"

"SHUT! UP!"

A startled pause.

"Sorry, my dear." "Certainly, Miss Grant."

"Now, let's see your finger paintings. Doctor, that's a very nice police box. Master... uh... how creative... what is it?"

"A massacre!"


Elsewhere, an observer:

"Better her than me, sir, if you'll pardon me saying. They were bad enough when they weren't both five years old."