A/N: ANother random oneshot. On SUnday Night I was shot with a bullet of inspiration and wrote this. It's weird... I'm weird. So weird.

Thank You;To His Last Walk (Walker) for having a competetion with me at that moment xD and for editing. "I have 356 words suckaa" In the end you would have won anyways. =___=

Warnings: Language, Suggestive Content, Axel Getting Topped.

Disclaimer: I really do not own Kingdom Hearts or any of their awkwardly haired characters.

Roxas, the apple of my eye. The Boy wonder. The one who is my main star in every single wet dream I have ever had since I hit puberty. Well, almost every single one. But I'd rather not mention the other ones.

Roxas, that same Roxas; blond, vertically challenged, blue-eyed Roxas was currently straddling my waist, a devilish glint in his eyes.

Many would think that it was fucking sexy. Hell, for a second, I thought it was sexy too, until it was clear on what he was about to do. I was scared. Scared shitless, you know. Like, I wanted to scream, but he placed a gag in my mouth, the little sneaky kid. I never knew he had it in him. I would be tasting laundry detergent and spitting out sock fuzz for weeks.

I really couldn't do anything though. I couldn't run. I couldn't scream. I couldn't move…at all. All I could do was stare at him, pleading with my eyes, pleading him to not go through with this. I'd take back everything I ever did. I'd give everything back to him; I'd give it all back. I just wished he'd get off me. He grinned wider as my eyes began to tear. He was getting pleasure from this, that sick fuck.

I couldn't tear my eyes away from his form as he raised his hand in the air, twiddling his fingers mercilessly. I tried with all my strength to se this moment to get away, but I was too late. He brought down his hand of vengeance to my side and began tickling me.

"Ahahahahahahahahahahaha no, Roxas, pleaaase – ahahahah – owwww, stoooop!" I pleaded and begged, or tried to – sock in my mouth, remember – but he kept going. He started to tickle me with both hands now. I couldn't breathe; it was too hard to breathe. Probably realizing this and not wanting to kill me, Roxas pulled the sock out of my mouth, throwing it to the side. I tried begging again just to see where it would get me.

"Roxas, please, I'll do anything. Please, just stop?"

Much to my delight, he slowed the torturous tickles, "Are you telling the truth? Will you really do anything?"

I squirmed, nodding my head.

"Okay, fine," he lifted his hands off me and got off my skinny waist. For the first time in my life, I was happy for this.

"As for anything…"

I swear, I never knew Roxas could have a look this evil until this moment.

"I cannot believe you," I grunted while mixing the cookie dough, my arm getting sore fast, "I mean, it was one cookie, Rox. One fucking cookie, and you have me making how many – four dozen?" The devil-incarnate-sex-god blond nodded his head from his seat across from me, licking his fingers which were covered in frosting, tenaciously, teasingly like he had been doing for the past two hours. Never have I ever thought of non-arousing images so much in one day. Fucking tease.

"One chocolate cheesecake brownie, Axel, the most orgasmic brownies out there. It costs me three fifty at Second Cup. Three dollars and fifty flipping cents."

I couldn't believe this, "Roxas Aoi, I'll remember this the next time you eat any of my expensive snacks."

"You remember, firecrotch."

I'm so ahmaazing in the sack~

I know it's so short that it's painful isn't it.

There is a good chance this will be a two shot so ... yeah. I feel like this A/N has no right to be here.... Every time I write A/N I think of Anime North, just thought I'd share that information.

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