Disclaimer: I don't own Phineas and Ferb or any of the characters in this story. No duh.
Have a Superhero Day
Chapter 1: A Super Plan
Two young boys were sitting under a tree in their backyard. One of them was a redhead with a triangle-shaped head and the other one has green hair and a long rectangle head. Next to them was their pet platypus, Perry, sleeping silently.
The two stepbrothers indulged themselves in a comic book that their mother brought for them yesterday. Flipping through the action-packed pages, each sheet revealed the ongoing unfolding drama of superheroes and the villains who hate them.
"Wouldn't it be awesome to be a superhero, Ferb," the redhead boy named Phineas asked his brother. "Fighting bad guys, helping people, and all of those cool superpowers." Phineas thought for a minute and came to a brilliant conclusion. "Ferb, I know what we are going to do today!" Phineas then looked around the backyard and noticed something was amiss. "Hey, where's Perry?"
Perry wandered into the kitchen, looking around to see if anybody was in the room. Once he saw that the close was clear, the platypus stood on his hind legs and put on his trademark brown fedora. Perry then step into the freezer and close the door behind him. Deep underground, in Perry's secret hideout, a huge ice block dropped unceremoniously on the platypus' chair. Several robotic hands came out of a nearby wall, and melted the ice block with blow dryers. Perry slowly emerged from the melting ice shivering like a chihuahua in the rain.
On the huge flat panel screen in front of him, Major Monogram, Perry's 40-something superior officer, appeared.
"Good morning, Agent P," Monogram said with a wry smile. "Sorry about the freezer entrance… Apparently somebody thought it was a good idea," the Major stared daggers at someone off screen.
"What?" said someone with a high pitch, nasally voice, which belong to Carl the intern. "No one will ever look for a secret entrance in a freezer."
"What happens if one of the agents catches a cold?!" Monogram chided. "Evil doesn't recognize sick days!" The Major sighed then turned his attention toward Agent P. "Anyway, Dr. Doofenshmirtz made several huge withdraws from his bank account to buy bail bonds. We're not sure, but this could mean that Doofenshmirtz is planning to bust someone out of jail, Legally! As a mad scientist, he could have planned a breakout, but this time he chose to go through the system!
"That's why we want you to take the gift basket next to you and give it to the doctor for doing something legal for a change."
Perry looked at the gift basket and saw that the only thing that was in there was an I.O.U. Perry looked at Monogram flatly as if to say, 'You're kidding me, right?'
Monogram coughed, "We kind of went over-budget this month and that's all we can afford." The platypus just saluted, grabbed the gift basket and headed toward his hovercraft.
Today is just one of those days.