" HENRY FOSS IF YOU DO NOT GET HER BCK I WILL TEAR YOU LIMB (bang) FROM (bang) LIMB ( bang)!"

" Well, it's not my fault she likes dark - Owww! That hurt!"

" You had better get my baby back OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES."

" You wouldn't."

" I would."

" I hate you."

" I know."

Helen Magnus quietly sipped her Earl Grey and listened to the exchange with mild curiosity. They fought like brother and sister, it got quite amusing at times.

" Guys, what going on?"

Oh, now her new protege had gotten into it. This was going to be interesting

"I asked Henry to watch my baby for five minutes while I cleaned her cage, five minutes! But apparently that was too much because Henry let go of her and now she under his bed! God knows what else is under there! "

" Hey!"

" Let me guess. The bed is too small to reach under."

" Brilliant William. Utterly brilliant."

"Tongs maybe?"

" I am NOT using tongs on my baby!"

" Wait...... your baby?"

" So I have a Guinea pig. What's it to ya?"

" Maybe we could move the bed?"

" Good idea Will. Henry, move the bed."

" Me? Why can't you and Will help?"

" Because you're the one who lost her!"

" But-"

" Henry. Consequences."

" I'm going, I'm going!"

A lot of grunting later and there was a yell.

" CATCH HER!"

" I got her!"

" That's my hand you idiot!"

"There she goes!"

"After her!"

" Anybody lose a Guinea pig?"

" Thanks Big Guy."

" POOKY! Mama's here!"

" Pooky?"

" You don't want to know."

"Ah."

" Well Henry, it looks like I won't after all."

" Thank God!"

" Won't what?"

" Well, Henry-"

" ASHLEY!"

" Alright, alright."

" So..... I still have to clean her cage. Who's gonna watch her?"

"I will!"

" No Henry. Just, no."

A/N Based on a true story. Yeah.