The Day the Author goes to Hogwarts and Has a Little Fun
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters belong to JK Rowling. I own the plot.
Summary: The Author decides to have some fun at Hogwarts.
*=action. ~ ~= thoughts. ( )=typing.Author: (Appears in Hogwarts) Cool. Now I need to get a wand. (wand appears.) Harry: Who are you?
Author: Huh? Oh hold on a minute. *looks at wand in disgust* This is lame. (really cool looking staff appears.) That's better.
Harry: Are you new here?
Author: Nope. I'm a fanfic author who decided to have some fun at Hogwarts.
Ron: *walks in* Hey Harry. *looks at the author* Who are you?
Harry: She's another one of those fanfic writers.
Ron: Oh. Are you gonna make us make out?
Author: Hmm... Yeah, I think I will. (Hermione appears and kisses Ron very passionately)
(Ron and Hermione start making out more intensly.)
Harry: Umm do they have to do that right there?
Author: Fine. (Ron and Hermione vanish)
*Draco appears* Who are you?
Author: I'm a fanfic author.
Draco: Guests aren't allowed. Your gonna get in trouble.
Author: No, I think not. grins *evilly at Draco* (a giant bubble appears around Draco)
Draco: That's the worst you can do? *does a spell and escapes.
Author: Alright, you want bad? You got it. (Draco turns into the ferret again, but this time he's in one of those ferret balls.
*See's Crookshanks walk by* Here, Crookshanks have a new toy.
Author: Yeah. I have to go now.
Harry: Okay. See ya.
Author: Bye. (Author vanishes) ~That was fun.
A/N) Happy Kay? I have some Ron/Hermione in the fic. Please review!