Welcome to Camelot

Camelot, the land of knights and kings

Camelot, where every knight loves to sing

Camelot, home of the table so round

Camelot, where every knight dances around

Camelot, home of delicious ham

Camelot, producers of lovely Spam

Camelot, where Arthur and his knights never go

Camelot, 'tis a silly place, don't cha know