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Derek was currently with Smarti in her room. Her latest boyfriend broke up with her and she was devestated. And yes, now she had real boyfriends. She was now 15. Derek and Casey were 25. Edwin and Lizzie were 22.

"Smerek, why won't you tell Casey you love her?"

Derek was taken aback. And looked at her confused.


"Why don't you tell her already."

"I don't love Casey. I barely even like her."

Marti stood up and put her hands on her hips, "Please."

"The day I like that Klutzilla is the day Edwin likes Lizzie."

"You'd be suprised," muttered Marti.

She threw her arms in the air, "Come on, Smerek. The looks, the touching, the flirting, the friggan eye sex. For christ sakes, just admit it!"

"What looks? What touching? What flirting? And eye sex? I think you're exaggerating."

"You know what I'm talking about. The way you look at her. It just screams 'I want you!' Which you clearly do. And the way you find any excuse to touch her. And when you do, you linger. Like you don't want to stop. Let go. The flirting? Come on. Do you need to ask? All the pranks, nick names, fighting, teasing, 'I hates you's!' You guys have a love-hate thing. When you fight, the way you look at each other, it's like sex. Eye sex. You should see it. It's sickening, actually."

"I don't want her. I don't love her. I can't even stand her."

Marti crossed her arms, "Really, Smerek?"

"Really, Smarti."

She raised her eyebrow, "Okay, whatever you say."

"I don't."

"So what if Casey got back together with Truman. What would you do?"

"I wouldn't care."

"If you saw them together?"

"That's cool."



"Heard them -"

"Ew. Smarti, stop."

"What would you do?"

"Put music on so I wouldn't have to hear."


"Because it's gross and I don't wanna hear."

".. Or is it because you love her?"

"No. It's definitely because it's gross."

"What if he cheated on her?"

"I'd kill him."

She smirked, "Why?"

"Because no one should treat Casey like that."

"You know Smerek, you can tell me. We've told each other everything since I was like born."

"There's nothing to tell."

"Uh - huh ..."

"I'm gonna go home."

"Can I come? I can sleep over. It's friday .."

"Um. Sure. Go ask Dad and Nora."

I hope they say no.

Derek loved Marti. They were like best friends. But right now, she was bothering him. Did she even have to ask if he loved her? Of course he did. He'd never tell anyone that, though.

"Okay," Marti smirked as she ran off to find them.

This should good.




"So you don't want her?"


Derek was going insane. Marti wouldn't leave him alone about Casey. She's been over for 2 hours and he wants to kill something. She won't stop.

"So you don't think she's hot?"

"No," he lied.




"So what if she ran up to you, crying?"

"I'd tell her I don't do tears, like always"

"Told you she was back on with Truman?"

Casey and Truman still have an off and on again relationship. It drove Derek insane. He hated it. He hated everything about Truman. Especially that he was with Casey.

"I'd kill him."

"She said she loved you."

Derek stayed silent. He honestly didn't know what he'd do. She smirked.

"That she wanted you? Right then and there. She couldn't take it anymore. She's wanted you since you met?"

Derek still stayed silent.

"That -"

"Stop. Asking. Questions."




"Just admit it."

"There's nothing to admit!" screamed Derek. He was getting extremely aggervated.

"Please. You've had UST since you were 14!"


"Unresolved. Sexual. Tesion. "

Derek rolled his eyes. I shouldn't have asked.




Derek was about to have a mental breakdown. She won't stop talking about Casey.

"It'll be so much easier for you if you just tell me."

"Or you could just stop."

"You're just waisting time."

"Why don't we go visit Edwin?" Derek clasped his hands together and faked a smile.




"Yo, Ed!" yelled Derek, opening the door without knocking or ringing the doorbell, and walking into the house,"We're here for .."

Derek stopped when he saw his brother's tongue down his step sister's throat.

".. a visit.."

They pulled away when they saw them.

"Derek! Hey .. uhh.." started a blushing Edwin.

"Derek! What are you doing here?! Do you know how to knock? yelled Lizzie as she jumped off of Edwin.

"Does this mean you do love Casey?" asked Marti.

Edwin and Lizzie looked at them confused.


... yes.

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