A/N: This is for Nicole! Happy early 18th birthday! So far what I planned in my head isn't quiet what she wanted XP
Title: Hermione's Secret
Warning: man talk
Disclaimer: I want them but cant T.T
Ronald Weasly and Harry Potter lingered outside of their potions classroom playfully shoving each other as they waited for the third member of their group to arrive.
"You can deny it all you want, Ron, but I saw you wanking as Malfoy bent over in front you," Harry said. He was unable to contain his laughter.
"I wasn't wanking to the git- I was rearranging myself!"
"Ugh," Hermione slammed the potions door open and closed it behind her. The sound startled the two boys.
"I don't need to know what you do with your man piece."
"Woah 'Mione, that time of the month?" Ron snickered.
Hermione sighed, "My menstrual cycle is not your concern." She walked away from them. Harry ran to Hermione's side and left a dumbfounded Weasly behind.
"Did something happen in there?"
"He gave me detention! Of all things! I'm one of his best students- he can't do this to me! I'm... he... UGH!" Harry slowed his walk to a stop, shaking his head in disbelief.
"Hell's frozen over," he muttered.