What happens when there is a texting war between Edward and Jacob? Who will win the battle of words?

Sent by: Edward Cullen

Received by: Jacob Black

Well, dog, I win...

Sent by: Jacob Black

Received by: Edward Cullen

Oh yeah? Well, leech, in a couple of years im gonna do your daughter.

Sent by: Edward Cullen

Received by: Jacob Black

That may be true, but every day, you will be haunted with images of...

me doing Bella.

(which, by the way, I do)

Sent by: Jacob Black

Received by: Edward Cullen

You think I care what you do with Bella? She isnt even Bella any more... I have my own true love now!

Sent by: Edward Cullen

Received by: Jacob Black

Well, what are you going to do when we leave, Rover? Are you really going to come somewhere no-one wants you?

Sent by: Jacob Black

Received by: Edward Cullen

I'll think of some way to follow you... until then, youre stuck with me! Mwahaha!!!

Sent by: Edward Cullen

Received by: Jacob Black

Either way, I still win, I get Bella....

Sent by: Jacob Black

Received by: Edward Cullen

So!? In a couple of years Im gonna do your daughter.....

Bye for now,,, LEECH!

Sent by: Edward Cullen

Received by: Jacob Black

See ya soon, FIDO!!!!

Hoping y'all liked it! Byeses!!!