Authors Note:

I liked this one so I might write a part two. Review!

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Italic means thinking

#3: Married Life

Conan put his key into the key hole, lazily. (A/N: Now, now people, don't think dirty. Cochinos!) He then turned it, unlocking the door. He then, turned the handle and opened it. He stepped in dragging his feet with every step. He walked with his arms drooping down, his head low, and his back hunched. Crap, that was the longest day of work, EVER! He closed the door then turned around and started to make his way to his room. Half way there he let his bag slide off his shoulder and on to the floor, then continued to walk to his bedroom. He finally reached his room and realized he forgot to take his coat off, when he came in. Then he dropped the coat on the floor and dropped himself on the bed.

"Geez, do you have to make a mess when you come home? I clean this morning." Came a cold voice from behind.

"mmmmmmm..." Conan responded.

"Well, anyways, dinner is ready. Hurry before it gets cold."

"M hm," replied the detective.

Conan heard her footsteps as they faded. If I wasn't so tired... he was interrupted by the smell of food coming from the dinning room. He immediately stood up and headed toward the dinning room.

"By the way Haibara, I did not make a mess. It was just my bag and coat." He told her in an annoyed tone.

"Well, it wasn't there before you got home." she responded in an equally annoyed tone.

"I'm sorry Honey. I don't want to argue. Lets just eat and enjoy each others company." his voice now full of love.

The rest of the dinner went great. They talked about how their day went. After they were finished Haibara asked, "So... I think we should try again today."

"Huh? What are you talking about?"

"You know."

"If I did I wouldn't be asking. Now would I?" he exclaimed in a sarcastic tone.

She raised an eyebrow and said, "Don't try to be sarcastic. We both know what I'm talking about."

"Okay, okay, but the thing is..I had a long day and I just want to sleep."

She looked at him for a moment and said, "You know, my ovaries are not going to be this good later on." She stared at him with a look that said 'I will be very mad if you say no'. And with that he he turned around and walked to his room.

"Ill be waiting for you in the bed but, don't take too long," he yelled from the room.

Haibara then smiled.

Conan: What's a

Me: Its C-O-C-H-I-N-O, and it is a slang term for dirty and/or nasty in Spanish.