I thought it would be funny....transformer pick up lines...If someone already did this I apologize...but my disturbed brain made me do it. I plan on writing more serious stuff later, when I get the time, but until then enjoy the fruits of of my labor, here's to the fan girls...and ahem...some fan guys.

Nope, I do not own Transformers

Optimus Prime: * kneels down in front of you* If beauty were time you would be an eternity.

Jazz: You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me. *winks*

Ironhide:* smiles suggestively* If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.

Ratchet: *leans in* What does it feel like to be the most beautiful femme in this room?

Bumblebee (alot of people ignore him because he's young, but hey 'Bee needs some 'lovin too) *shy* Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.

Sunstreaker: *puts his arm around your shoulder* Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Sideswipe: * Pushes Sunny out the way*Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after. *Grins*

Prowl:*stands in front of you with arms crossed and a slight smile* I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Hound: Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world? *smiles coyly*

Mirage: I'm invisible. (you:Really?) Can you see me? (you:Yes) How about tomorrow night?

Hound:*looks around then smiles at you* Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

Wheeljack: Are you an alien? because you just abducted my spark. *holds your hand*

Megatron:*looks you up and down then leers* My interfacing is a killer...what to die happy?

Starscream:*glares at Megatron then leans in enviously* Mines bigger than his want proof? ( gotta love Screamer.)

Soundwave: *monotone* I must expel some Trans fluid. May I use your body?

Skywarp: *Smiles creepily* Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Thundercracker: *Corners you against a wall*What do I have to do to be your interface call?

Well hope you enjoyed a little piece of my insanity.