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A/n: At points you may feel like this is a best of Goc well your right!
Chapter 1: Beginng of the end
(Cain boss room)
Cain: You bitch, you ruined my makeup!
Rion: Yes I did!
Lillia: (Yawns) (Gets hit by brick)
Cain: Ugh I just can not beat you. (Dies)
Rion: Yeah that's what she said.
Rion: The hell was that?!
Lillia: Rion are you getting schizophrenia again?
Rion: No....Who's there!!? (Looks behind him) Did you call me?
Rion: That's strange I thought I heard you calling me!
Cain (Resurrects): Holy crap!
Rion: What that I'm hearing voices?
Cain: No that we are actually quoting the movie and game for once! (Dies.....again!)
Lillia: (Waits) He's dead right?
Rion: Let's go Lillia!
Rion: Lillia you stay there! I'll hold them off!
Lillia: Yeah you do that. (Pulls out a magazine) What did Brittany do now?
(5 minuets later)
Rion: AHHHHHH! (Runs around the dome with galerians chasing him)
Lillia: Done yet?
Lillia: Move.. (Drops kicks a galerian)
Other G's: AHHH! (Runaway)
Rion: Wow Lillia I think I'm starting to respect you.
Lillia: Tee hee!
Rion: Uhh... nevermind..
Lillia: (Sighs) Let's go!
Lillia: Rion if you were pregnant you'd tell me right?
Rion: Ok Lillia we are here... Dorothy is just ahead!
Lillia: I like cookies!
Alarm: I'm walking on sunshine yeah!
Dorothy: Silence! Welcome home Rion.
Lillia: So that's why you look so ugly!
Rion: Not helping Lillia!
Dorothy: Good you even brought the bitch.. I mean Lillia..good. Now I command you to kill her!
Dorothy: Curses foiled again! Well Rion prepare for one of the longest boss fights in video game history!
Lillia: I'm going to magically disapear! (poof)
Rion: (Runs to end of room)
Dorothy: Now that's just cheating!
Rion: The cake is a lie! (Pulls out rocket launcher)
Dorothy: Uh... what?
(You can guess what happens)
Rion and Lillia: (Walk towards Dorothy with shield on)
Rion: Look Lillia I'm using a shield I apperently had the entire time! NOW SEND ME THE VIRUS!
Lillia: (Pulls out labtop)
Rion: Lillia you are a blonde in a red heads body! (grabs her hand)
Rion: (Sighs) (Gets virus to Dorothy)
Dorothy: WHY DID I GET SO MUCH BOTOX?! (Explodes)
Lillia: (Holds Rion) Now what? How do I get down from here? Hello?
GALERIANS ON CRACK THE MOVIE: THE FANFIC!
Lillia: I'm confused as f--k!
Staring: Rion Steiner, Lillia Pascalle, Ash, Spider, Parano, Nitro, Major Romero, Cas, Dorothy, Subzero, and fag i mean PAT!
Written by Steve teh Wizard (Iouapie)
Directed by: Steve teh Wizard
Ideas by : Steve teh wizard and April :P
Game by: Some company!
Rion: What the f--k! Deja vu!
Cain: I just cannot beat you! (Dies)
Rion: Wait what?!
Lillia: Rion are you ok?
Rion: Uh... yes?
Lillia: Ok. Nevermind guys!
Men with baseball bats: Aw....
(Spider boss room)
Spider: Welcome Rion!
Rion: Mohawk...either your a punk rocker who doesn't play by the rules, or you owe me money!
Rion: Look can I just kick your ass so I can leave!?
Spider: Oh it will be you who gets their ass kicked!
Spider: (Blinks) Damn it!
Spider: Rion its a nightmare out there! It's a nightmare! (Disapears)
Rion: So was Hannah freaking Montana!
Lillia: (Slaps him) NO! YOU DON'T SAY S--T about Hannah!
Rion: Santa isn't real!
Alarms: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!
Dorothy:NOOOO I've been Rick Rolled! (Explodes)
Rion: Oh we didn't have to do anything! (Dies)
Lillia: (With shotgun) Aw...I was going to do something for once...
Lillia: (Presses random buttons) RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!
Rion: (Gasps for breath) AHHH where are my clothes?
Lillia: Rion your bacK!
Rion: This was just a plot to get me naked isn't it?
Lillia: No...(Crosses fingers behind her back)
Rion: Can I have clothing then?
Rion: Well can I have some clothing?
Lillia: Fine... (hands him clothes)
Rion: Uh Lillia the zipper broke.
Lillia: Ha ha!
Rion: And it's too small. Your just enjoying my misery aren't you?!
Lillia: Yes! I'm gonna go do some science stuff. You do whatever!
End of Chapter 1