-1The Argument over the Non-regulation Boots that Never Was
An Always Running the Labyrinth Fan Fiction
A/N- I am so sorry it took SO LONG to get this to you Xion! I love you! It also very short and I'm very sorry. I wanted to give you something as a little thank you for the party on Friday.
Disclamer- I DON'T OWN! Duh, i would have Axel and Roxas end up together if i owned it. IT COULD BE CANNON!!
"There are non-regulation boots, Xion. Now, I demand that you go to the Moogle store and buy the simple, regulation boots. I would regret having to get the Superior involved." Saix growled as he pointed to the boots in question.
When Saix had done is monthly inspection of our uniforms her had found that Xion's boots were 1.22222 centimeters off of the regulation height.
"But Saix, nothing is wrong with my boots! There the same height as Larxene's! It's not fair!" Xion argued.
"Hey, don't get me involved in this!" Larxene shouted as she read her fashion magazine. I smiled from the couch.
"Yeah, Xion if you want to keep the boot like Larxene did you need to sleep with half of the Organization. And give Saix AND Superior a lap dance." I laughed.
"Shut the hell up, Axel! You don't know anything! "Larxene screamed at me. I ducked as she threw a few of her knives in my direction. Roxas sat nest to me and I had my arm around her shoulders.
"Yeah Larxene we all know that you've sold yourself to Saix. How is the lunar berserker in bed? He sounds rather good from what I can here in my room…THAT'S DOWN THE HALL!" Demyx laughed as he tuned his sitar.
"ENOUGH! Xion, go now and get the other boots." Saix growled, I could see a light blush on his cheeks. Xion turned to me with the fake tears in her face, she looked like Roxas did when Xigbar toughed him that time…
"Axel, please tell Saix that he is being mean. Talk him into letting me keep the boots! I don't have enough munny to buy new boots." She begged. I sighed as I stood on the table.
"Ladies and gentlemen, Nobodies and nobodies. I would like to bring your attention young Xion's problem. Sure, her boots are not regulation but neither is XIGBAR!" I said as I walked over to where Xigbar was sitting.
"Xig here should not be regulation. He has an eye patch! AND he touches little boys! But we still keep him around! And…DEMYX!" I walked over to Dem
"Demyx had a mullet… A. MULLET! That's a hair style which should have NEVER been styled. We still keep him around too! What else…AH! Superior!" I ran over to him as he walked into the room.
"SUPERIOR HAD YELLOW EYES! And his name spells out mansex! MANSEX! AND he had light sabers that he store from Darth Vader. Yet we let him LEAD US!"
"THEY ARE NOT LIGHT SABERS!" Superior growled as he walked out of the room.
"…so I plead that you let little Xion keep her boots or you can throw away some of our members as well." as I finished my speech and sat myself down back next to Roxas.
The room was silent for a long time.
Then Xion was the first speak.
"How dose that have ANYTHING to do with my boots!" She wined. Everybody just laughed.
"Nothing but I had fun pointing out you peoples flaws." I snickered.
I saw Xigbar pull and annoyed Xion into his lap.
"You know, Xion…I've got a very…uh…lonely pole in my room if you want to…warm it up." Xigbar announced.
I hear a hand connect with skin.
"I was just kidding! Unless Larxene…are you looking for some extra munny." Xigbar tried before another slap rang around the room.
"JESUS! I WAS KIDD- well…no…I guess I wasn't…" Xigbar laughed.