Here everyone! Here is my "new" story. I am taking the dialogue from some chapters of Iming with the Cullens and the Wolves, and encompassing it within a story. Totally abiding by all rules of fanfiction. So take THAT LU! This is where the Cullens write a play. Does anyone smell a loophole, because I do haha!

Alice POV:

I was bored! Absolutely, undeniably, and inexplicably bored. There were lots of things to do in the Cullen mansion, but none of those things seemed to appeal to me today. I turned on the television to see if there was anything good on. I came upon a documentary about writing plays. That's it! We can write a play!

I raced downstairs to tell the others.

"Guess what!" I cried, jumping up and down.

"What, Alice?" asked Edward.

"We are going to write a play!" I announced excitedly.

"A play, huh? That does sound like fun." said Carlisle.

"Hell yeah!" yelled Emmett.

"Alright, auditions for the lead will take place…um…right now!" I told them.

After auditions were completed, it was decided that Jasper was to be the lead (not that I had any influence over that or anything haha!).

We all sat down and began to write.

"So, what should this play be about?" I asked.

"Well, Jasper has an unusual weakness to colored duct tape, so I suppose that would be a rather fun play." suggested Edward.

"That sounds great!" I exclaimed, "It shall be called Jasper and the Case of the Colored Duct Tape."

"Okay, who wants to start?" I asked.

"Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!" cried Emmett, jumping up and down.

"Okay, you start." I told him.

Emmett grabbed a pen and some paper and began writing furiously. He probably had never thought so much in his entire life as he was now!

After a few moments, Emmett yelled: "DONE!"

"Alright, Emmett. Let's hear it." I said.

Emmett began to read what he had:

"Alice and Jasper enter the living room where Bella and Edward are sitting.

Alice- Hi guys!

Jasper- (sighs) Hello.

Bella- What's wrong with you?

Alice- I duck taped him to a chair to stop him from avenging the Confederacy

Edward- Wait...Jasper, you're a vampire. Can't you break free?

Jasper- You don't understand, it was COLORED duck tape!

Edward- What makes it different from regular duck tape?

Jasper- I am mesmerized by the vibrant colors! I want to leave! But I CAN'T!

Bella- okay… I'm just gonna go now…

Bella leaves room.

Alice- okay Jazzy. Time for lunch

pulls out a red leash and collar made of duck tape

Jasper- NO! Not the collar and leash! Anything but that!

Alice- Sorry Jazzy, but I can't let you sneak off to avenge the Confederacy when I'm busy hunting, and look it's made of colored duck tape!

Jasper- ooh! Colors! MUST RESIST! Ooh awe! NO! DON'T LOOK AT THEM JASPER, DON'T LOOK!

End Scene."

"So, what did you think?" asked Emmett.

"That was BRILLIANT!" I exclaimed.

"That wasn't half bad." commented Edward.

"I got a part, yay!" said Bella.

"Now, lets all go do…what we were doing before this, and we'll come up with the next Scene tomorrow." I said.

Ah, the fun we shall have, muahahahaha!

How was that. See, totally not against the rules because it is a "real" story with the play ENCOMPASSED within it haha! Please Review!

-CFL88