Here everyone! Here is my "new" story. I am taking the dialogue from some chapters of Iming with the Cullens and the Wolves, and encompassing it within a story. Totally abiding by all rules of fanfiction. So take THAT LU! This is where the Cullens write a play. Does anyone smell a loophole, because I do haha!
I was bored! Absolutely, undeniably, and inexplicably bored. There were lots of things to do in the Cullen mansion, but none of those things seemed to appeal to me today. I turned on the television to see if there was anything good on. I came upon a documentary about writing plays. That's it! We can write a play!
I raced downstairs to tell the others.
"Guess what!" I cried, jumping up and down.
"What, Alice?" asked Edward.
"We are going to write a play!" I announced excitedly.
"A play, huh? That does sound like fun." said Carlisle.
"Hell yeah!" yelled Emmett.
"Alright, auditions for the lead will take place…um…right now!" I told them.
After auditions were completed, it was decided that Jasper was to be the lead (not that I had any influence over that or anything haha!).
We all sat down and began to write.
"So, what should this play be about?" I asked.
"Well, Jasper has an unusual weakness to colored duct tape, so I suppose that would be a rather fun play." suggested Edward.
"That sounds great!" I exclaimed, "It shall be called Jasper and the Case of the Colored Duct Tape."
"Okay, who wants to start?" I asked.
"Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!" cried Emmett, jumping up and down.
"Okay, you start." I told him.
Emmett grabbed a pen and some paper and began writing furiously. He probably had never thought so much in his entire life as he was now!
After a few moments, Emmett yelled: "DONE!"
"Alright, Emmett. Let's hear it." I said.
Emmett began to read what he had:
"Alice and Jasper enter the living room where Bella and Edward are sitting.
Alice- Hi guys!
Jasper- (sighs) Hello.
Bella- What's wrong with you?
Alice- I duck taped him to a chair to stop him from avenging the Confederacy
Edward- Wait...Jasper, you're a vampire. Can't you break free?
Jasper- You don't understand, it was COLORED duck tape!
Edward- What makes it different from regular duck tape?
Jasper- I am mesmerized by the vibrant colors! I want to leave! But I CAN'T!
Bella- okay… I'm just gonna go now…
Bella leaves room.
Alice- okay Jazzy. Time for lunch
pulls out a red leash and collar made of duck tape
Jasper- NO! Not the collar and leash! Anything but that!
Alice- Sorry Jazzy, but I can't let you sneak off to avenge the Confederacy when I'm busy hunting, and look it's made of colored duck tape!
Jasper- ooh! Colors! MUST RESIST! Ooh awe! NO! DON'T LOOK AT THEM JASPER, DON'T LOOK!
"So, what did you think?" asked Emmett.
"That was BRILLIANT!" I exclaimed.
"That wasn't half bad." commented Edward.
"I got a part, yay!" said Bella.
"Now, lets all go do…what we were doing before this, and we'll come up with the next Scene tomorrow." I said.
Ah, the fun we shall have, muahahahaha!
How was that. See, totally not against the rules because it is a "real" story with the play ENCOMPASSED within it haha! Please Review!