SUGGESTION BOX

By Kim


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This is a challenge response for the Raising Hellions February prompts list. Challenge was to write a story with no physical interaction or dialogue between characters. Special mention goes to the Mighty Boosh for the crimp.


TERMINAL CITY SUGGESTION BOX

Please refrain from excessive profanity and pointless or impossible comments and suggestions.


Can we please introduce an inventory? There seems to be a problem with surgical gloves being stolen from the infirmary.


You need to serve more lizards and insects in the mess hall. Some of us can't digest mystery meat.


Please make it a punishable offense to be anywhere near the apartment block on the corner of Oak and Camden while in heat. I'm starting to chafe.


MAX IS A BIG MEANIE! HER NO SMOKING AND DRINKING POLICY IN COMMAND SUCKS! MOLE SHOULD BE LEADER! GO MOLE! P.S. this is not Mole.


Why does Logan always get the best computer? It's not like he can even appreciate the perfect ergonomic combination of curved return and molded desk chair with footrest.


Alec, will you be my valentine? I have some gorgeous pre-pulse Belgian chocolate and a bottle of genuine french champagne just waiting to be consumed languidly in my home-made Jacuzzi.

sexy_specs_1000 IM me xxx.


MOLE PLEASE STOP SENDING ME THE LINK TO 2 GIRLS 1 CUP!!!!!


soup soup, a tasty soup soup, a spicy carrot and coriander (chilli chowder) CROUTON CROUTON! crunchy friends in a liquid broth i am gazpachio(oh) i am a summer soup(oh) MISO MISO fighting in the dojo MISO MISO oriental prince in the land of soup. Just a few suggestions.


Please can Dix rig it up so every time Max walks into command the PA plays Baby Got Back?


Please can you create a facebook profile for everyone in TC? I only have ten friends and no-one ever comments on my status. Every time I get a notification I get all excited but it's always, like, Bored? Got two minutes? Come take How love sick are you today? And it makes me feel inadequate. It's hard to make friends when you look like an amoeba.


I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothas can't deny, when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist.......come on, Please??????


I HATE MAX, SHE MADE ME STUB OUT MY CIGAR WHEN I WAS WATCHING THE GODFATHER! THEN SHE TOOK MY SINGLE MALT AND DRANK IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE RIGHT BEFORE THE HORSEHEAD SCENE AND THEN TURNED OFF THE TV. I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER. THEN SHE MADE ME TAKE SOME STUPID NAPPIES TO GEM AND I HAD TO WALK ALL THE WAY OVER TO OAK STREET BUT WHEN I GOT THERE SHE WASN'T HOME AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SEE HOPE AND I HATE HER! P.S. This isn't Mole, I swear.


Dude, I so need a new apartment half of the walls are damp, half have crumbling plaster and the rest are plain filthy. Also, the toilet seat is broken in half and now in three pieces.


Please ban the use of the song 'Baby got Back'.