The Epically Awesome Adventures With The Cullens. (Whoop whoop!)
Emmett: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAAAAAT?
Emmett: I. Have. BUBBLE SOAP.
Edward: *Sarcastic* Wooow. Bubble soap. Magical.
Emmett: I know!
Edward: I don't think you picked up on that-
Emmett: Silence, young one.
Edward: I'm older-
Emmett: SILENCE! You WILL blow bubbles with me.
Edward: Uh, no.
Edward: No. I'm going to see Bella.
Emmett: NO. BUBBLES.
Edward: NO. BELLA.
Emmett: Ha HA! You said "No Bella," which means Bella isn't gonna be in on the bubble-blowing fun! BUUUURN!
Emmett: Edward *screws cap slowly off of bubble soap* you WILL blow bubbles.
Emmett: Then… DRINK BUBBLE SOAP!
*15.7 minutes later*
Esme: WHAT IS THIS?! *Gestures towards wet mess of her house*
Edward: He *bubbly hiccup* he *hiccup*…
Emmett: He. Wouldn't. Blow. Bubbles.
*Jasper walks in*
Jasper: Hey guys, Sup Em?
Emmett: Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyy Jazz, I got BUBBLE SOAP! Come wif me and my bubbly *hiccup* soapyyyy
*Emmett drags Jasper upstairs, and that's that.*
Esme: *puts hands on hips* Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, clear up this mess right this instant or you're ground for a few decades.
Edward: *hiccups and starts cleaning*
*Hiccupping sounds from upstairs, along with manic laughter and sudden bubbly silence*
Edward: Better make sure they haven't destroyed anything or I'll be blamed for that, then It'll be like Meh, and Emmett will be like HAHAHAHA…*mumbles to self*
*Edward opens the bathroom door*
Edward: OH MY HOLY FUCKING CRAP! *faints*
*Jasper and Emmett are in the middle of a steamy make out session*
Edward: *waves arms around, trying to clear the steam* WHERE THE CRAP DID ALL THIS STEAM COME FROM?
*Edward randomly falls down the stairs backwards*
Esme: Why are you on the floor?
Edward: Eh- Emmett- Jasper- my eyes-
Esme: Just clean up this mess!
Edward: *Mumbles incoherently and cleans up the messy mess*
*One clean mansion later*
Edward: Eat it, house! You're clean! BWAHAHA!!
Edward: Bleck. People.
*Answers door. Mike is standing there, looking like a idiot, which is probably normal for him…*
Mike: Is Bella here?
Edward: No. And you didn't check her house why?
Mike: Dunno. Can I come in?
Mike: Great! *Walks into house, leaving mud and junk on the once-sparkly floor.*
Edward: You Ruined. The. Floor.
Mike: Oh, sorry. Well, I'll just go…
Edward: No you won't. *Hits Mike over the head with a rubber chicken. Mike falls to the floor.*
**When Mike wakes up, tied to a chair in a dark room with a spotlight on him.**
Voice: Hello, Michael.
Mike: Who's there?
*Edward walks into the light, dragging a TV.*
Mike: Edward! What is this? Are we gonna…
Edward: *Reads pervy thoughts* NO! That's nasty! My braiiiiin!
Mike: Oh… then are you a vampire that lured me to this room and you will videotape my torture until someone hot comes to save me?
Edward: Uh… sorta. But no one will save you! MWUAHAHAHAHA! *Pulls out a piece of pink unicorn paper* Does… THIS look familiar?
*Mike takes paper*
Edward: Say it. Out loud. Say it.
Mike: What? Okay then… "January 2nd, 2008. I HATE Dora the Explorer with a fiery passion of hatred." How did you get this page from my dia- I mean, man journal?
Edward: I HAVE WAYS! *Clicks button on remote.*
TV: Come on, bamanos! Everybody let's go!
*Edward walks out of room, leaving Mike in there with Dora for two days.*
Mike: *Head lulls to side and mumbling incoherently*
Edward: Have you learned your lesson? NEVER come into my house and RUIN IT! And… DORA IS MY IDOL! HOW DARE YOU! *Slaps Mike across the face, turns on light, and chucks Mike out the window.
Edward: Okay, so I cleaned the house and took out the MikeTrash, what now?
*Alice, some girl, Jacob and some other girl all came in*
Edward: Alice, who's those girls, and why is the mutt here?
Alice: Jacob is here cause he gets us crack-I mean, he's here cause he's going out with that girl, she's called Maelee, and this is girl called Felyx. SHE'S MINE. *Alice bites Edward's shoulder.* You look like a banana….
*Edward screams and starts jumping around like a mutated bunny rabbit that looks like a banana, clutching his shoulder*
A/N: TaaaDaaa! We are crazy 8) Heh. REVIEW!