Inspired by Blah Blah Blah by Kesha.... good song... seriously, go listen.
Could be more :)
Kanda peered up through his bangs at the redhead, seriously contemplating how he should kill the idiot rabbit. He could make it quick and clean, or make it a little more amusing on his part and drag it out… either way he'd make it as painful as possible, and it was going to happen soon if the fucking idiot didn't just shut the fuck up and stop talking that blah, blah, blah.
He was digging through his pockets for a spare hair band because the idiot rabbit had pulled the original out and freaking snapped it – yes, the idiot rabbit was a bastard – and so now his hair was swishing against his waist and he really did need to cut it because now more and more people were questioning his gender. He was male, fucking male, got it?
Get it? Got it? Good. Wasn't that from some fucking movie Lavi had gone on and on about years ago. It'd reminded Kanda quite a bit of Lavi, Master of fucking Disguises. Turning away from the still blah, blah, blahing rabbit, Kanda tried not to be so proud of himself for remembering the name of the movie and yes pride was a sin and no he did not give a fuck!
"Yu~" Lavi whined pitifully, seeing the beautiful, and yes, goddamn beautiful he was, Japanese teen walking away, still searching for a hair band. Lavi refused the urge to smirk. He'd also managed to steal Yu's spare hair band earlier… he so preferred it when the inky locks were falling free… or clingy to Yu's sweaty, oh so fucking tempting body.
Wow he was picking up on so much language thanks to dear Kanda… it was as if he was another country all on its own, with its own unique language. It'd taken Lavi a hell of a lot longer to learn to speak Kanda than it had Japanese – which he'd done in hoping to impress the beautiful, and yes, he was still that goddamn beautiful back then, Japanese teen.
It took Kanda more effort than he thought it would have to not punch that blah, blah, blahing idiot rabbit. Again, more self-pride… seriously, Lavi thought he had no self-restraint? Che, fucking idiot. Pfffft as Lavi would blah, blah, blah.
Suddenly Kanda was whirling around, some weird form of panic bubbling in his chest as he realised there was no blah, blah, blah and really it was so very sudden and not fucking right. Things needed to play out smoothly for Kanda to follow them easily. But the fucking rabbit was smiling, glad to have caught Yu's attention once more and oh so goddamn fucking glad that Yu had been worried about his favourite redhead.
Kanda sighed as the rabbit's smile grew into that shit-eating, cheek-splitting, thousand-watt grin of his and the blah, blah, blahing resumed. When would Lavi realise that with Kanda, actions spoke louder than words, and all this blah, blah, blah was going to get him goddamn fucking nowhere?
Stop talk, talk, talking that blah, blah, blah
Think you'll be getting this? Nah, nah, nah
Not in the back of my car, ah, ah
If you keep talking that blah, blah, blah, blah, blah