Die Pants! DIE
This was written for lunaticneko's 'Sesshomaru's pants must die' challenge on Dokuga
Disclaimer: I do not own anything you recognise from the InuYasha series. If you think I do, you must be dreaming!
UPDATE: 14th December 2012: I've gotten a BETA! YAAAAY! She's my lovely friend Akiko39. Thank you so much!
PART 1: The Beginning
I looked over to Sesshomaru.
NO! NOT THE PANTS! I thought. Anything but those pants!
"Sesshomaru can you please take off those pants! They are horrible!" I asked.
"No." he replied.
"Please." I asked again, really hoping he would.
"Pretty please?" I nagged. I honestly cannot stand those pants!
"No and if you say please one more time..." He threatened.
"Oh, come on." I sighed.
"Fine," I said, jutting out my chin and crossing my arms. "Be that way."
"Hn," Sesshomaru stood up and walked out of the room. I stood and went to the dojo to practice my really bad swordsmanship for a while.
PART 2: Please Sesshy, Please
My eye twitched at the sight of Sesshomaru on the chair reading a book.
Please don't tell me he is wearing those pants...
"Se-" I started.
"No," He interrupted, not even looking up from his book.
"Bu-" I tried again.
"No," he butted in.
"No, no, no and no." He stated. I then thought of an idea.
"What about no?" I asked.
"Yes." He replied not looking up from the book.
"YES!" I yelled. He fell for it! "Now, ta-"
"No." he said. Damn it! I thought I had him!
"No?" I asked trying again.
"No." He said realising my plan.
I growled and made my way to our room. Walking straight up to his closet I went to open the door... only to be thrown back by a barrier.
"DAMMIT." I yelled and Sesshomaru walked in.
"Please Sesshy, Please." I nagged. "For me, your mate." I asked putting on my puppy-dog eyes.
"No." He said lying down on the bed.
I'VE HAD IT! Those pants Sesshomaru owns are HORRIBLE! They MUST GO! But how? ... I KNOW! I HAS TO KILLZ THEM!