Die Pants! DIE

This was written for lunaticneko's 'Sesshomaru's pants must die' challenge on Dokuga

Disclaimer: I do not own anything you recognise from the InuYasha series. If you think I do, you must be dreaming!

UPDATE: 14th December 2012: I've gotten a BETA! YAAAAY! She's my lovely friend Akiko39. Thank you so much!

PART 1: The Beginning

Kagome's POV

I looked over to Sesshomaru.

NO! NOT THE PANTS! I thought. Anything but those pants!

"Sesshomaru can you please take off those pants! They are horrible!" I asked.

"No." he replied.

"Please." I asked again, really hoping he would.


"Pretty please?" I nagged. I honestly cannot stand those pants!

"No and if you say please one more time..." He threatened.

"Oh, come on." I sighed.


"Fine," I said, jutting out my chin and crossing my arms. "Be that way."

"Hn," Sesshomaru stood up and walked out of the room. I stood and went to the dojo to practice my really bad swordsmanship for a while.

PART 2: Please Sesshy, Please

My eye twitched at the sight of Sesshomaru on the chair reading a book.

Please don't tell me he is wearing those pants...

"Se-" I started.

"No," He interrupted, not even looking up from his book.

"Bu-" I tried again.

"No," he butted in.


"No, no, no and no." He stated. I then thought of an idea.

"What about no?" I asked.

"Yes." He replied not looking up from the book.

"YES!" I yelled. He fell for it! "Now, ta-"

"No." he said. Damn it! I thought I had him!

"No?" I asked trying again.

"No." He said realising my plan.

I growled and made my way to our room. Walking straight up to his closet I went to open the door... only to be thrown back by a barrier.

"DAMMIT." I yelled and Sesshomaru walked in.

"Please Sesshy, Please." I nagged. "For me, your mate." I asked putting on my puppy-dog eyes.

"No." He said lying down on the bed.

I'VE HAD IT! Those pants Sesshomaru owns are HORRIBLE! They MUST GO! But how? ... I KNOW! I HAS TO KILLZ THEM!