Oh, there's an actual face-to-face contact here. XD. YAY. =3 Oh, and this is pretty much the ending. I got bored. XD. When I get bored, I either not update or just delete...=3 Which reminds meh. I gotta go back to deleting shit I don't wanna do. XD.
SexOnARainbow signed on
SexOnARainbow signed on
Y2J signed on
PhilIsMyAngel signed on
SxEAngelFace signed on
RAdz22 signed on
RAdz22: I just had sex. I'm happy.
SexOnARainbow: …without me, Matty!
PhilIsMyAngel: OH THANK GOD! I was beginning to think my Jeffro was really a slut!
SexOnARainbow: I am a slut.
PhilIsMyAngel: …-_- thanks for reminding us all.
SxEAngelFace: Duane is so adorable…
RAdz22: I saw him yesterday.
SexOnARainbow: you didn't fuck the kid, did you?
PhilIsMyAngel: well, he is Phil's baby…
SxEAngelFace: MY LOVELY BABY IS NOT A VIRGIN!
PhilIsMyAngel: …-_- dude, you're so dense. I might actually be able to put a straw from your left ear to your right ear without any irritation.
SxEAngelFace: …sugar monkey?
PhilIsMyAngel: that too.
SexOnARainbow: You two are so adorable!
Y2J: …they're so weird. They're never gonna get together, Jeff. It's one of those things when they're best friends and seem perfect for each other but they really don't have any feelings for each other.
SexOnARainbow: he needs to look at my shrine…he obviously doesn't know the pure ChipMUNK of Matt Hardy and Philip Brooks.
Y2J: …no thanks?
SexOnARainbow: IT IS NOT AN OPTION. I will tie you down and make sure you see it.
RAdz22: …that's what he said.
SexOnARainbow: shut the fuck up, Adam. You perverted bastard.
RAdz22: …it's like we're soul mates.
Y2J: hey, that is my perverted geek you're talking to!
Y2J: I love you the way you are, perverted, geeky and annoying.
SexOnARainbow: and you wonder why you don't get anything from me…
PhilIsMyAngel: he better not get anything from you.
SxEAngelFace: Oh God. It's the overprotective virgin. EVERYONE RUN. OR HE'LL…DO VIRGIN STUFF.
SexOnARainbow: Oh my! A real live virgin! I've never seen one before! :O
PhilIsMyAngel: haha. Really. I'm laughing my ass off. -_-
Y2J: but they just insulted you…
PhilIsMyAngel: Chris is as dense as Phil.
SxEAngelFace: hehehe. The raindrops look like monkey pee.
PhilIsMyAngel: …actually, I don't want to compare Chrissy to that.
SexOnARainbow: oh…Chrissy, last night was amazing.
PhilIsMyAngel: YOU SAID THAT YOU TWO DIDN'T DO ANYTHING YET!
Y2J: I know! That was like the best movie ever!
SexOnARainbow: I agree!
PhilIsMyAngel: …oh a movie…you're still my brother in law.
Y2J:…and you're still creepy.
PhilIsMyAngel: :D :D
SxEAngelFace: PEOPLE KEEP STEALING MY UNDERWEAR. -_-
Y2J: maybe it was the imaginary monkeys…
RAdz22: yeah, I'm sure they developed Phil-underwear-stealing skills in the wild…
SexOnARainbow: Matt, it was fun before…stop it now. He's clearly angry.
PhilIsMyAngel: whatcha wearing now?
SxEAngelFace: nothing but jeans and a shirt.
SexOnARainbow: that's Matty's way of saying that he's fantasizing about you, Philly.
SxEAngelFace: of course he is! I'm just that lovely!
RAdz22: …you two still aren't married yet?
SxEAngelFace: …Matt doesn't wanna.
PhilIsMyAngel: …we never discussed marriage! Hell, I know you're beautiful and all…but marriage right now?
RAdz22: I KNEW IT!
SexOnARainbow: OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! HELL YEAH! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!
SexOnARainbow: …well, once I get this Biology report done.
SxEAngelFace: I gotta goo…
PhilIsMyAngel: yeah…me too…
SxEAngelFace signed off
PhilIsMyAngel signed off
Y2J: Think it had anything to do with the fact that Matt confessed he thought Phil was pretty?
SexOnARainbow: you're lucky you're hot.
SexOnARainbow: …it'll be alright, Chrissy…
Phil turned around to face Matt, who was sitting down there, shutting down his laptop and Phil did so on his own. Duane was silent and asleep. Phil softly moved towards Matt, breathing in the second of Matt's body and being.
"I love you." Phil confessed. "I love you."
Matt captured Phil's lips into a soft kiss, and Phil pulled away for a moment, tears springing towards his eyes. "I'm sorry…"
"For stealing my chips?"
"No, bitch!" Phil exclaimed, tears still cascading down his eyes. "For not telling you sooner. Seriously. All you think about is your stomach." Phil let out a soft laugh, the tears still falling freely.
"You're such an emotional bitch." Matt said, cupping Phil's face and kissing onto his nose. "…I guess I gotta start planning that wedding."
"Mmmhmm…" Phil nodded his head, resting his head onto Matt's lap.
"…and tell the monkeys to give back your underwear." Matt stroked Phil's back.
"I knew that you were the one stealing them!"
Matt laughed, kissing onto Phil's lips for a moment before he stroked Phil's thighs, pressing his head as close as he can to Phil's chest then taking off Phil's shirt, he sucked onto Phil's salty flesh. "Since you're not wearing underwear…"
Phil giggled. "Touch me!"
Matt reached down to unbutton Phil's pants.
Duane rest asleep in his cot.
Then there was a sound heard and Matt instantly turned around. Their perfect moment completely and utterly ruined.
"…JEFF, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!"
"…I told you they'd get together! Hand me ten bucks, Chris!"
"Love hurts people's wallets."
SEE? No angst. XD.
SEE? No angst. XD.
Nah. Just an endless mushfest that I hated so I ended it early. XD. I do 15-20 chapters. I don't do 5 chapters of something and just let it go away unless the plot is short or I lost interest. XD.