Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.

(A.N: For the 100 Drabble/Oneshots Challenge)

By Silver Sailor Ganymede

I. Frog

"Why does Longbottom even have a pet frog?" Blaise drawled. "I mean doesn't he realise that they went out of fashion around two hundred years ago?"

"Zabini…" Theodore sighed, but he was cut off before he could say anything more.

"And they're not even pretty. Frogs are hideous creatures. And noisy."


"I mean fair enough if fur and feathers make you sneeze or something, but seriously, how many people do you know who're allergic to both feathers and fur. I think Longbottom's just retarded."

"Evidently so are you," Theodore said, trying not to snicker.

Blaise puffed up, reminding Theodore rather of an angry bullfrog.

"And why is that?"

"Longbottom doesn't have a frog as a familiar, you imbecile. It's a toad."

"I knew that…"