Steve the Whale
Wow, I had absolutely no idea that these would become popular. I guess I better get cracking before I get mauled by rabid fans lol. So, I have decided to take them to an aquarium... Why do I get the feeling that these guys are going to get arrested at the rate they're going? Huh, maybe I'm just hallucinating...
Bakura: So why on earth are we taking a taxi again in the first place?
Marik: Because my motorcycle won't fit two people...
Bakura : (gags) thank goodness
Marik: And also it's broken
Bakura: And how did it break?
Marik: Mr. Tweetums flew into the engine...
Taxi Driver: Well we're here and the total comes to $56.40
Bakura: You didn't bring enough cash?!
Marik: I only brought enough to pay for the tickets.
Bakura: Marik you idiot! How are we supposed to pay him?
Marik: We could just send him to the Shadow Realm.
Bakura: Actually, I like that idea
(And three hours later, they still can't wake him up.)
(In the Aquarium)
Marik: Ooh, look at all the fishies.
Bakura: Oh lord. Why do I always get stuck with you on these types of things?
Marik: 'Cuz it's fun. And besides, I always conveniently end up as your alibi, remember?
Bakura: Good point.
(Marik sees a poster designed by a three-year-old) Look, there's an ocean show!
Bakura: Stop squealing like a five-year old girl. Can you just stab me now with your rod?
Marik: I'm not gay!
Bakura:I'm talking about the Millennium Rod, you dingus
Marik: Oh. Well in that case, I disincline to acquiesce your request.
Bakura: No more movie references for you- oof! (Gets dragged away by Marik)
Marik:(whining) Come on!
(at the show)
Bakura: I'm bored out of my skull. Can we please go now?
Marik: No. I wonder how they get the dolphins to do all those tricks-
Marik: Ah. Does that mean if I dangle food in front of you-
Marik: Dang. Well, now I'm bored too. Let's go do something else.
Bakura: Like leave? Please?
Marik: No silly. (Sees another poster designed by a three-year old) (gasps)
Bakura Oh Ra, what is it this time?
Marik: They've got a whale named Steve here!!!
Bakura: Yeah so... (Realizes what Marik is up to)... Oh no you are not doing that.
Marik:(cackling) With Steve the Whale under my command, I am one step closer to ruling the world and defeating Yugi Moto! Bwaha*cough*ha*cough*ha!
Bakura: Did you forget your medicine again?
Marik: Yes, yes I did.
(In front of the whale tank. An orca is in the tank swimming, probably bored)
Bakura: Ok, now what.
Marik: I take control of Steve with my Millennium Rod.
Bakura: Duh, I know that.
Marik: You asked.
Bakura: It was rhetorical.
Marik : … (To Steve the Whale) Steve the Whale, you are now under the command of the Millennium Rod.
(At first, it doesn't look like it works, then the magical glowing eye appears on the whale)
Marik: It worked! It worked!
Bakura: (Sarcastic) Oh huzzah. So now what are you going to do with it?
Marik: I'm going to rule the world with it! It will make an excellent addition to my army of Steves! Bwaha*cough* ha!
Bakura: *sighs* Let me be more specific. How are you going to get the whale out of here?
Marik: I'm going to... ummm... uh... Crap.
Bakura: Exactly. I'm leaving. Have fun with a possessed killer whale.
(Security shows up just as Bakura leaves)
Security: Sir, why do you have drug paraphernalia on you? And why does the whale have a glowing eyeball on its forehead?
Marik: It's not a bong for the last time?! It's a- (get tasered)
Bakura: Hmm, maybe I oughta stick around for this...
Oh poor Marik. He always get the short end of the stick. Maybe I'll abuse Bakura in the next one... teehehe.
P.S: I'm kinda starting to run out of ideas for things for them to do. If you have an idea, PM me or something...
And seriously, who names a whale Steve? Oh wait, that's me.