HI HI HI HI! Wedding today! There will be a TON of crazy things going on! Mostly cause when I wrote this, I was on a major sugar high from WAAAAY too much candy and chocolate! Please do enjoy the wedding!

Dawn: (Having Kairi sew a dress for her, while she's wearing it) OW! Be careful with the needle, Kairi! That hurt!

Kairi: Well, sorry! Not my fault you keep moving around!

Dawn: I get nervous around needles. Not my fault, it's Talon's.

Larxene: What'd he do?

Dawn: Chased me around my house with a needle when we were really little.

Olette: Doesn't that suck.

Dawn: Oh, big time.

Aero: (Puts hands in air, pretty much saying he wants to be held)

Kairi: Sorry, Aero, but your mommy's a little busy right now.

Panthera: Where's my cute little grandson?

Dawn: Over on the chair, Mom.

Panthera: (Picks up Aero) Oh, aren't you cute? Wait... Dawn, did you put silver highlights in his hair?

Dawn: Where do you see highlights?

Panthera: (Points to the back of Aero's head, where his hair turns from black to grey to white)

Dawn: Mom, those aren't highlights. It's natural. Don't know how, but it is.

Panthera: Oh. Well, then.

Kairi: How nervous are you, Dawn? You're sweating like a pig!

Pumbaa: Hey!

Kairi: No offense meant!

Pumbaa: Okay, but I've got my eye on you.

Dawn: Dude, my mom is hungry and might eat you. She is a lion, after all.

Pumbaa: (Runs away from Panthera)

Panthera: Too lazy to chase him. So, are you happy, Dawn?

Dawn: Why wouldn't I be? I'm doing what every fangirl has dreamed of!

Panthera: I meant outside the fangirlism.

Dawn: Oh. I am happy. Overjoyed is better to say! I love Riku, and the feelings are mutual! Plus, we have a beautiful and adorable son.

Aero: (Wails happily at the sound of his mother's voice)

Larxene: You are WAY too cute, kid.

Aero: (Drools on toy in his mouth)

Larxene: Gross.

Yuffie: I think he's cute.

Dawn: Don't you dare touch him.

Yuffie: Why?

Dawn: I don't want your hyperness rubbing off on him. It's already rubbed off on Talon.

Panthera: Shoo! Away from my grandson! (Pushes Yuffie away from Aero)

Kairi: Okay, your done, Dawn!

Larxene: Oh, wow.

Olette: Yeah.

Namine: You look...like a real bride.

Dawn: (Looks at the long white dress with a single bright red rose in her hair on on the front of her dress) Oh my!

Panthera: That's the dress I and your grandmother wore on our wedding days. Now we've passed it on to you, my only child. I hope when you have a daughter, or Aero finds someone, you can give this very dress to her.

Dawn: Thanks, Mom.

Kairi: I wonder how the guys are doing.

Dawn: They're probably just walking around, bored out of their minds.

/Riku's Dressing Room/

Sora: Dude, calm down! Your gonna flood the place with your sweat!

Riku: I can't help it! I'm nervous!

Axel: Okay, just calm down and relax. Everything will go right.

Riku: You all better pray to God that everything goes right.

Namine: (Pokes head in through door) Oh, don't you all look handsome.

Riku: I haven't put mine on yet, Namine.

Namine: I know. I though a boost of confidence would help. (Pulls head out of doorway and goes back to Dawn's Dressing Room)

Riku: (Puts on the black suit with black pants and shoes and a white undershirt. He then puts on a dark red neck tie and looks at himself in the mirror)

Roxas: Well, I think Dawn'll love it.

Marluxia: I like it.

Riku: Not gay, Marluxia.

Marluxia: I know, I know. Just wanted to get my point across.

Talon: You got your point across in CoM. I mean, flowers, pink hair. It all sort of screams, "I'm a gay video game character" to me.

Marluxia: You're being a hater.

Talon: No I'm not. I'm saying what I think.

Sora: Can't that get your butt and tail turned into soup if you do it in front of your cousin?

Talon: She almost really did it once, too!

Cloud: I'd think you'd deserve it.

Demyx: Yeah.

Rain: Okay! Time to get out to the alter!

Riku: Dear God help me now.

/Dawn's Dressing Room/

Dawn: Okay, I think I'm ready for this.

All KH Girls: Are you sure?

Aero: (Drools on a different toy in his mouth and pulls it out and waves it around)

Yuffie: So cute!

Rain: Hey, you ready little one?

Dawn: Geez, make fun of my height on my wedding day, Dad. Real nice.

Leo: Are you ready or are you calling it off?

Dawn: Coming!


Riku's Dad: I cannot BELIEVE you knocked up the person who was torturing you!

Riku's Mom: Edward!

Edward: Oh, what, Maria?

Maria: He's old enough to make his own choices.

Talon: Half of those were... No. I won't start. I want to be alive for this.

Riku: Thank you.

Organist: (Starts to play song)

Riku: Oh. My. God.

Dawn: (Comes walking in on her father's arm, with her bridesmaids [Kairi, Namine, Larxene, Olette, and Aerith] following) Thanks, Daddy.

Rain: Of course, my child. (Goes to sit down next to his wife)

Teddy: (Comes in with his OCs Kili'tir, Alrana, Malvarus, and Tyrian following) I don't see open seats.

Rain: Over there, next to Chesey55, please.

(A black Lugia comes in and crashes into the spare table of food)

Dawn: I told you it would be useful, Riku.

Riku: Okay, I get it. It's always useful to have a spare table of food around.

Heartless Lugia: Uh, sorry about that.

Dawn: Don't worry. It was a spare.

Heartless Lugia: That makes me feel better.

Priest: Hello, Dawn.

Dawn: Hello Father Sator.

Father Sator: It's good to see you with someone you love, young one.

Rain: It's such a good thing they have a child, too!

Father Sator: Oh, what's your chid's name?

Riku: Aero Angelus Wolfeon.

Father Sator: Ah. (Clears throat) Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God, and in the face of this company, to join together this Man and this Woman in holy Matrimony; which is an honourable estate, instituted of God, signifying unto us the mystical union that is betwixt Christ and his Church: which holy estate Christ adorned and beautified with his presence and first miracle that he wrought in Cana of Galilee, and is commended of Saint Paul to be honourable among all men: and therefore is not by any to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly; but reverently, discreetly, advisedly, soberly, and in the fear of God. Into this holy estate these two persons present come now to be joined. If any man can show just cause, why they may not lawfully be joined together, let him now speak, or else hereafter for ever hold his peace.

Everyone Present: (Stays quiet, exepct for Aero who wants his parents)

Father Sator: I REQUIRE and charge you both, as ye will answer at the dreadful day of judgment when the secrets of all hearts shall be disclosed, that if either of you know any impediment, why ye may not be lawfully joined together in Matrimony, ye do now confess it. For be ye well assured, that if any persons are joined together other than as God's Word doth allow, their marriage is not lawful.

Everyone: (Again stays quiet, with Aero drooling on his hand)

Father Sator: Riku, wilt thou have this Woman to thy wedded wife, to live together after God's ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Wilt thou love her, comfort her, honour, and keep her in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all others, keep thee only unto her, so long as ye both shall live?

Riku: I do.

Father Sator: Dawn, wilt thou have this Man to thy wedded husband, to live together after God's ordinance in the holy estate of Matrimony? Wilt thou love him, comfort him, honour, and keep him in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all others, keep thee only unto him, so long as ye both shall live?

Dawn: I do.

Father Sator: Who giveth this Woman to be married to this Man?

Rain: I do, your holyness.

Riku: (Takes Dawn's right hand on his own)

Father Sator: Please repeat after me: I Riku take thee Dawn to my wedded Wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death us do part, according to God's holy ordinance; and thereto I plight thee my troth.

Riku: I Riku take thee Dawn to my wedded Wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death us do part, according to God's holy ordinance; and thereto I plight thee my troth.

Father Sator: Please repeat. I Dawn take thee Riku to my wedded Husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death us do part, according to God's holy ordinance; and thereto I give thee my troth.

Dawn: I Dawn take thee Riku to my wedded Husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death us do part, according to God's holy ordinance; and thereto I give thee my troth.

/Many long minutes later [A/N: I was only at ONE wedding in my entire life. And I couldn't hear very well because I was in the back.]/

Father Sator: I now pronouce you man and wife. You may now kiss the bride.

Riku: {Sweet!} (Kisses Dawn lightly)

Everyone: (Start to cheer things like "Way to go, man!" and "You got the the crazy white haired kid! Nice one!")


Dawn: Well, I hope nothing bad happens.

Wesker: Why the Hell am I here?

Dawn: I needed another person here.

Wesker: (Takes shoe off [Hey, use what you have, right?] and throws it at Dawn)

Riku: Hey! That's my wife, you piece of crap!

Dawn:... (Takes out cell phone and dials someone)

Wesker: What're you doing?

Dawn: Hey, Destiny, it's Dawn.

Wesker: No. You didn't call my sister.

Dawn: Yeah, your brother threw a shoe at me. Yeah, I just got married to Riku. Oh, you want to come and disipline your brother? Okay. Just don't destroy anything. 'Kay, bye. (Hangs up)

Solar: I've met your sister. I say run, Wesker.

Destiny: ALBERT! (Mutants into first form [Read Resident EvilBIOHAZARD Truth or Dare Show for details of form] and impales him with her crystals)

Wesker: Damn...

Dawn: Revenge in the most humane way I can think of.

Riku: Nice. And that's why I love you!

Aero: (Holding hands up in front of Riku) Uh! Uh!

Edward: I know he's cute, but he's only sixteen!

Rain: Well, I think he doesn't give a damn.

Edward: Is it right for sixteen year olds to have kids on your world?

Rain: Once in a while.

Edward: Well, it's not right on my world.

Rain: So? They love each other, they're together, and they have a wonderful son. Are you full of yourself or something?

Edward: No. Maybe you are.

Dawn: Great. Our dads hate each other.

Riku: Wonderful. I was hoping after the honeymoon they'd hate each other.


Sora: That was both scary as Hell and cool.

Riku: Wow.

Demyx: Not again.

Dawn: Demyx, you pissed yourself again? Come on, man! We're in a church! Show some respect!

Demyx: Sorry!

Aero: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!

Riku: Oh, sorry little guy. (Picks Aero up)

Aero: (Cutely giggles)

Edward: Okay, fine. Sorry I snapped at you Wolfeon.

Rain: My name is Rain. My surname is Wolfeon.

Dawn: And don't forget it! I take pride in my name.

Riku: Why?

Dawn: No reason.

Aero: (Crawls onto Dawn's lap)

Dawn: Aero! Who's gonna be a great warrior?

Edward: Woah. Stop. Now. My grandson is not going to be some warrior who dies doing some training or something. I won't have it.

Leo: We don't train our children just to make them warriors for random fights. We train them so just in case another civil war comes to our planet or if a great evil returns then we can be ready. I mean, I've personally trained Dawn. She had great skills. And killed someone. Who was trying to take the throne of Wolftigra away from us.

Everone but Dawn's Family: You're a princess?

Dawn: More or less. Just of my world, though. Not a big deal.

Riku: I married a princess! Why didn't you tell me?

Dawn: Cause. I thought you'd like me less if I was some what royalty. Sorry.

Riku: Don't be.

Aero: Aaaaahhhhh. (Head falls on Riku's lap)

Everyone: Aaawww!

Dawn: You're too cute for your good, Aero.

Aero: (Throws piece of food at Edward)

Riku: Nice aim, Aero.

Dawn: Now, if we get him to do that to Mansex.

Xemnas: Jerks.

Aero: (Throws knife at Xemnas)

Xemnas: What was that?

Aero: (Giggles cutely)

Teddy: He has got great aim.

Dawn: Thanks, Teddy.

Aero: (Waves frantically)

Riku: Yeah, little guy?

Aero: (Grabs piece of cake and hits Riku in the face with it)

Everyone: Oooo!

Riku:... Cake's not half bad.

Dawn: (Wipes some off Riku's face) You're right! Dig in, everyone!

Edward: Do you not have table manners?

Dawn: I do. I'm just not formal.

Edward: Well, you should be! Acting like an animal at-

Dawn: At my own wedding is not impolite. You talking out of order and bothering us is impolite.

Riku: She has a point, Dad.

Aero: (Gives a "yuck" noise at Edward)

Edward: (Shuts up)

Rain: Well said, Dawn. Well said.

Dawn: Thanks Daddy!

/After cake is eaten/

Dawn: Yay! Now we can open our presents, Riku! (Falls on hem of dress) Ow.

Riku: You alright?

Dawn: Yeah, so long as you don't look up my dress.

Edward: My son would never do that.

Riku:... In public.

Everyone but Edward: (Laugh)

Edward: Riku, that's invasion of her privacy!

Riku: I already have.

Dawn: (Has large blush on face) Let's not talk about that.

Riku: Fine. (Pecks Dawn on lips)

Rain: Didn't you say he keep slamming you against the wall, Dawn?

Dawn: (Blushes worse) That was when we were making out!

Edward: Riku! You could have internally injured her!

Talon: She was hurt during her first hunt. And was scarred on her arm. By. A. Doe.

Dawn: (Redder than blood) SHUT UP!

Aero: (Throws one of Xaldin's lances at Talon)

Talon: Okay! I'm sorry! (Hides behind Yuffie)

Yuffie: What are you doing?

Talon: Nothing!

Marie: Talon Midnight Hawk! You get away from that girl right this very minute!

Talon: But Mom!

Marie: No buts, Mister! (Pulls Talon away from Yuffie)

Dawn: Heheheh.

Talon: SHUT UP!

Aero: (Opens one of the gifts) Aahh!

Riku: Thanks, big guy! It's a...

Dawn:Oh my. Aero, put it down! (Takes away the gift)

Sora: Oh my God.

Rain: Me and your mother got that for you!

Dawn: Oh God. (Redder than Axel's hair and blood mixed together)

Riku: We are never going to live this down!

/After everything is opened [A/N: Sorry if I'm leaving things out, but I'm doing it to cut down the number of words! I cannot live down the last time I wrote an overly long chapter for this fic...]/

Dawn: Thanks for coming, everyone! KH Cast, you gotta stay here.

Sora: Of course.

Roxas: I'm surprised Axel hasn't ruined anything.

Axel: (Breaks several plates and cups) Hahahahaha!

Saix: Of course that wouldn't last long.

Demyx: We can always hope.

Dawn: Forget hope and start praying!

Zexion: I think we should restrain Axel before he burns down the entire church.

Everyone: (Try to tie Axel to a chair, and basically knock him out)

Xemnas: I have a question. What ever happened to the blonde and the monster?

Talon: Albert Wesker and his sister, Destiny Wesker? Oh, they left after Destiny impaled him with her crystals. I don't want to know what happened.

Destiny: Sorry for intrudding, but I threw him and Chris into their fanpit. Honestly, I think they would have rather be fed to zombies, Lickers, and Cerberi than have to go in with the Rabids.

Dawn: I would agree.

Destiny: Well, I have to go torture. See ya at the next ToD hosts and hostesses convention! (Leaves)

Riku: Of course you'd be friends with her. (Hugs Dawn from behind)

Dawn: Is that so wrong?

Vexen: Yes. (Has rock hit his head)

Aero: Grrrrr.

Dawn: Riku! His first growl!

Riku: That's so great!

Xigbar: Lemme guess, first growls for halfbreeds, hybrids, and fullbloods are like first words?

Leo: Exactamundo, Braig.


Dawn: And you still scare the crap outta me.

Riku: Hush. (Kisses Dawn)

Aero: (Giggles)

Dawn: Fine. We're going back to the mansion, guys. (Teleports everyone but her family to the mansion)

Sora: Good night, guys. (Falls asleep on the floor)

Talon: We'll all just sleep on the floor, tonight. (Sits on the floor, pulls Yuffie down with him, and curls up with her)

Solar: Yawn. Night. (Passes out)

Everyone else: (Fall asleep)

Riku: (Leans against Dawn with Aero in his lap)

Dawn: Good night, everyone. I hope you all enjoyed the wedding. Please, review with dares fo rthe next chapy. Goodnight. (Falls asleep)

Yep! That was the wedding chapter! Honestly, I finally updated this damn story! Oh well, all good things take time, right? Like... the invention of YouTube, and the Internet. Please R&R. Good night. Also, Happy Turkey Day! I'm putting up a story about the guys and Thanksgiving! Goodnight, FanFiction! (Lullaby plays and I fall asleep)