Author: Pirate Turner
Summary: Goofy laments as he sits alone on Valentine's Day.
Warnings: Slash, Hinted Threesome, Drabble
Word Count (excluding heading): 100
Disclaimer: Goofy, Donald and Daisy Duck, Mickey Mouse, and the House of Mouse are & TM Disney, not the author, and are used without permission. NeoPets is & TM NeoPets, Inc., and is also no relation to the author and used without permission. Everything else is & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.
He sat alone at a table. Couples passed by, walking hand in hand. He sniffed, a lone tear trailing down his long face and splashing into his drink. Why must he always be alone on important occasions? Why couldn't Mickey and Donald somehow, mysteriously lose their women and be single men? Why . . . ?
Donald walked up and plopped down into the chair beside him. He reached out and took a long sip out of Goofy's drink. "Daisy just stood me up."
Goofy's ears lifted. He grinned from ear to ear, and, inside his pants, his tail wagged. There was hope after all!