sorry i have not updated yall, i'm working on another story it has 25 pages so far :) I am s!o proud!

ME= I know where you live

Stranger= me?

ME= yeah you, i know its you .

stranger=????? wtf

ME=I know it's you.....MOM!

MOM= how'd u know

ME= lucky guess

MOM= say it out loud

ME= ....

MOM= SAY IT

ME= vampire

MOM= this is not twilight, now say it.

ME= it.

MOM= *beep beep beep * ( beep= cuss words )

ME= fine, i don't own night world , GOSH!

Stranger

hunter

ring ring

Hello

why, why'd you do it

Excuse ,me

I Thought you loved me

wtf, who are you

i just want my cookies :(

UGGGGGGGHHHH I WILLL KILLLLLL YOUUUU

I am hiding in your underwear

WTF

Now i am in you-

I don't want to know now who are you

SPONGE BOB

i am just going to go ok...

Biggie smalls?

.......?

your your your going going too tooo the the restroom......

Hangs up

A QUINN AND ASH ADVENTURE

" I am so bored, lets do something " ash says

"ok , hmmm how about being surgeons " quinn suggests.

" yeah".

45 MINUTES LATER

" ok now that he is asleep I am going to cut his leg right there " ash says picking up a utensial.

" I will get the duct tape and staple gun" Quinn says getting the stuff.

"yeah yeah yeah, Alright here we go....... EWWWW" ash complains.

"wtf "quinn says digusted, looking at the cut open leg, with blood pouring out and seeing the tissue.

" staple the god danm thing".

" hmmmmmmm" the patient wakes up.

" AHHHHHHHHHHH my fucking leg" the patient shouts.

Ash grabs a tranqulizer dart and stabs him with it knocking him out.

" you could of used the laughing gas" quinn says.

" thats no fun , now you use the stple gun in a minute" ash replys.

"why" quinn asks

DING

"Cause the baked potatoe is done and i want to expirement, now when I put the potato in you staple it , ok"

"what ever"

" go"

ash puts the potatoe in and quinn staples it then ash duct tapes it, the patient then wakes up again.

" MY LEGS ON FIRE"

" do you ever stop complaining" ash asks.

Quinn laughs then the head surgeon grabs them by their ears and drags them out.

"well that was fun" quinn says

" totally , next time lets be bartenders" Ash says.