A/N I hope you like this story it is my first Emergency fic. I tried really hard on this. I'm proud of this. This is not a marry sue. Jessie is just an idiot girl I made up.

Roy looked back up at the man's legs that were sticking out of the ceiling. "Just hold still and we'll be up to get you in a minute. Just stay calm." The purple ceiling tile lay on the hot pink floor tiles and Roy felt nauseous as he look at the room. These people had no taste at all.

"Calm? Why don't we trade places and see how you feel! Next time my idiot wife wants a leak fixed she can do it herself or call someone else. All that girl does is get me in trouble."

Roy and John exchanged looks. "Well don't worry if you don't move too much you should be ok."

Roy grabbed a handful of the bright orange clear curtain and stepped on the side of the tub and looked up at him. The hideous green tub was slick and he lost his footing jerking the curtain on his way down and the rod broke off the wall and smacked Johnny in the head. Roy's back fell against the sink and let out a grunting noise as he slid down to the floor, Johnny however fell back into the red toilet with yellow flowers on it and hit his head knocking himself out.

Chet heard the commotion and ran to the ugly bathroom seeing Roy first, went to his side. "What happened?"

"I fell." He looked at the small pink elephant shaped rug that was supposed to keep the floor dry after bathing.

"Well duh. I can see that. Where's Johnny?"

They looked to the far end of the bathroom and saw him… He lay under the hula dancer lamp that had fallen off the wall.

One hour before…

The guys were having breakfast and talking. Chet looked at Johnny and a smile spreading across his face. "Hey Johnny, since you fixed breakfast why don't you get us something to drink?"

"I hardy call heating leftover pizza is fixing breakfast. Besides if you're thirsty go get it yourself." Johnny said with his mouth packed with the crust of the pizza.

Chet shook his head. "Hey Johnny, What's that?" He pointed behind Johnny.

Johnny looked behind and as he did Chet took his glass of milk. "I don't see anything." He looked back to find Chet drinking his milk. "Hey! That's not fair." He got up with a sour look on his face and went to get a cup but instead he got drenched in water.

Chet chucked. "I thought you already had your shower today Johnny."

Johnny looked at him and then left the room.

Roy looked down with a smile on his face. "Chet, you should give him a break. We had a long night."

"I didn't do anything. Why is it when something happens it's me you all blame?"

"I don't know. Maybe because you're the one that always does it?" Roy said also leaving the room.

"Chester! Come here now!"

Chet came running to the sound of his Cap calling him. "Yes? Did I do something?"

Captain Stanley pointed to the floor that had a big greasy spot on it. "I thought you cleaned this room? It was your turn."

Chet looked puzzled. "But Cap, I did. But I'll clean it again."

When the Captain left Chet saw Johnny across the room smirking at him. "You just wait pally, I'm ganna get you back."

Once Chet was done he went into the kitchen and saw that everyone was in there having ice cream. "Ohhh. I want some."

"Sorry Chester B but there is no more." Came Johnny who had a crooked smile on his face.

"O-yeah?" He walked over and grabbed Johnny's bowl and ran to the other side of the room behind Roy.

"Hey! Give it back!" Johnny ran over to him as Chet started to eat mouthfuls but then stopped and grabbed his head. "Good, serves you right! I hope your brain freezes!"

Once Chet felt better he started to eat again and Johnny was jumping up and down like a child. "Give it back! Your ganna eat it all! Come on Chet." Johnny crossed his arms and looked at Captain Stanley.

Cap looked at Johnny and felt bad. "Chester, give Johnny back his ice cream…Now."

Johnny smiled as Chet gave him a dirty look. "I hope you choke." He handed it back but not before he lost his hold on the bowl and it fell on the floor. "Ops. Looks like nether one of us gets any. Sorry Johnny boy but I guess you won't get the chance to choke on it."

"Chet. Stop with the harassment. And if you don't then you will get latrine duty for a week."

"But Cap! I wanted some. And he started it!"

Cap opened his mouth to say something but then the alarm went off.

"Squad 51, man trapped in ceiling, 1804 South Street, cross street drake. Time out 10:12."

Once they drove up to the house they saw a short skinny girl hopping up and down waving her arms around. "Please hurry! My husband is stuck." She looked at Johnny and smiled. "Do you have an accent?"

"No ma'am I don't. Where is he?"

"In the bathroom!" She ran into the house as fast as her little legs would take her.

She led them thought out the rather large house and up the stairs and to the ugliest bathroom the crew has ever seen.

Roy went in first and looked up at the ceiling above the small bathtub. "Sir? Can you hear me?"

"We." Came a French voice.

Johnny looked down at the young woman. "How did he get up there?"

"Well. Ya see. We uhhh had a leak and I told him what a great idea it would be if he could fix it. He's tall and he doesn't weigh all that much you see, so I knew once he got up there he would not fall through the ceiling you see. But instead the hole he made wasn't big enough. Now he's stuck on something." She said in her little squeaky voice that hurt the guy's ears.

Chet thought she was cute until she opened her mouth, he thought her voice sounded like nails on a chalkboard. "Do you know what he's stuck on?"

"Don't know! Let me check!" She ran into the bathroom almost running Roy over. "Babe! What are you stuck on?"

"A nail."

"What's caught on a nail baby?"

"My belt."

She looked at Roy with hopeful eyes. "You're going to get him down right?"

"Yes ma'am we are. But I'm ganna need you to step back into the other room."

"I can't leave my baby! He might miss me."

"Miss." Johnny grabbed her small arm and led her into the bedroom. "He'll be out in a little while."

"My name is not Miss. It's Jessie. But you were close." This girl was nuts.

Roy looked at the legs that hug out of the ceiling. "Sir. Are you hurt anywhere?"

"No! I just want out! Stop asking me dumb questions please."

"His name is Louis." Jessie said coming back in the bathroom. "And he has the hottest voice ever!"

Johnny came back in and grabbed her. "Miss I told you not to go in there, we need room to work. Please."

"Jessie! J-E-S-S-I-E! Not miss. I hate being called that." She crossed her arms and pouted.

"Sorry. Jessie will you stay here while we get him out?" She nodded and he went in to help Roy.

Cap poked his head in the doorway. "Do I need to call Rampart?"

"I don't think so. He said he's not hurt." Roy looked back up at the man's legs that were sticking out of the ceiling. "Just hold still and we'll be up to get you in a minute. Just stay calm." The purple ceiling tile lay on the hot pink floor tiles and Roy felt nauseous as he look at the room. These people had no taste at all.

"Calm? Why don't we trade places and see how you feel! Next time my idiot wife wants a leak fixed she can do it herself or call someone else. All that girl does is get me in trouble."

Roy and John exchanged looks. "Well don't worry if you don't move too much you should be ok."

Roy grabbed a handful of the bright orange clear curtain and stepped on the side of the tub and looked up at him. The hideous green tub was slick and he lost his footing jerking the curtain on his way down and the rod broke off the wall and smacked Johnny in the head. Roy's back fell against the sink and let out a grunting noise as he slid down to the floor, Johnny however fell back into the red toilet with yellow flowers on it and hit his head knocking himself out.

Chet heard the commotion and ran to the ugly bathroom seeing Roy first, went to his side. "What happened?"

"I fell." He looked at the small pink elephant shaped rug that was supposed to keep the floor dry after bathing.

"Well duh. I can see that. Where's Johnny?"

They looked to the far end of the bathroom and saw him… He lay under the hula dancer lamp that had fallen off the wall.

Both moved over to him and saw that he had a bump on his head over his right eye and his eyes were partially open. Roy leaned over him. "Johnny? Can you hear me?

Chet was looking over Roy's shoulder chewing his mustache.

"Roy? I'm okay. Just hurts a bit."

"Yeah Roy, he doesn't have anything in his head to hurt."

Johnny opened his eyes more, and tried to glare at Chet. But he sat up and put his hand down on a piece of broken lamp. It hurt, he had driven a shard in the webbing between his thumb and forefinger. Johnny looked down at his hand that now hand blood oozing out.

"Man that is nasty." Replied Chet.

"Shut up Chet. Roy can you remove it?"

"I don't think so Junior. We have to let Rampart deal with it. Chet get me some bandages and the biophone."

"What about Louis? You came to rescue him, don't make me smack you. It's dark up there and he doesn't like the dark."

Roy rolled his eyes before turning around facing her. "We will get him out of there. Cap, can you work on that while I get Johnny patched up?"

"Yeah Roy, it will be fine ma'am. Marco we need you and Mike to help us."

Jesse stood there her arms crossed glaring at them. The captain helped Roy move Johnny out of the bathroom so the other men could work. Johnny was sitting on a straight chair and Jessie tapped her foot as she waited for her husband to be rescued. "Don't you get any blood on my rug. I just got it. I'm a nurse you know? I can fix that."

Roy turned to her, and smiled. "You are?"

"Yeap. Been one for 2 years!" She said so proudly.

"How old are you?"

"Twenty years, three months and two hours."

Roy smiled she was nuts. "That's not long."

"Let me prove it to ya!"

Johnny's eyes got wide. He didn't want this crazy girl to work on him. She moved over to him, too the gauze pads and began to clean the wound with a bit of peroxide before wrapping the wound without covering the shard of glass. Then she cleaned the head wound and put two butterfly bandages on it. "Wont me to give you a lollypop, I have cherry and grape."

"Cherry."

"Okay." She looks around the room. "You…" she looks at Chet. "You stop picking on this boy. He's nice. I'll smack you silly if you do it again." She gives him a lolly she had in her pocket and messes his hair up. "Reminds me of Louis." She smiles and turned to the door again. "What's taking so long? I want my Louis."

Roy was impressed by her. "Shouldn't be long." He stood by Johnny. "And when were done here you're going to the hospital.

"But I feel fine." Sucking on the lollypop Jess gave him.

10 minutes later Louis came running out of the bathroom and Jess went running up to him and jumped him they both fell to the ground. "How is my baby doing? I missed you so much!" She kissed him and helped him up. "Is my baby hungry?"

Roy checked Louis over and they left.

At Rampart Hospital.

Johnny walked in and saw Dixie. "Hey ya Dix."

"Hi Johnny." She said with a bright smile.

Roy came over. "Dixie, Johnny has a piece of glass through his hand."

Dixie looked at his hand. "Come on Johnny." She smiled leading him to room three.

Johnny waved with his good hand. "See you in a few Roy."

"Yeah, ok."

A half an hour later Johnny came out with his hand all patched up. "They said I have to not use it as much as I usually do for week or so." He smiled.

"I told Cap and he already called in a replacement for you. Besides you should be happy. It's down time anyway. Just let me know if you need anything. Just don't go and get an infection or get the bandage dirty."

"Ha ha, very funny. Anyway I'm going camping this weekend, wanna come?"

"Sure Junior. Joanne is taking the kids to see her brother. If you go you need to wear a rubber glove over the bandage."

"No way."

"Yes, so you don't mess it up. I don't want to have Brice for a partner."

"Ah you would miss me." Johnny said smilingly.

"No, but I can't stand Brice. If you do I'll get you a bag of cherry lollies."

"And just so you know Brackett is coming. I asked him while he was sowing me up!"

A/N Please tell me what you think. I really want to know your opinion on this. Should I continue? Please Review!! Do you want to know what happens next? It will get way better I promes! Its not that hard to review.