A Very Wierd Day at Hogwarts.
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters belong to J.K Rowling. Anything from any other movie, book, show, etc. belongs to there creator.
Warning: This story is very stupid. It was written out of supreme boredom. You have been warned.
*Ron and Harry go outside and see Hermione sitting by the lake.*
Harry: Hi Hermione.
Hermione: Hi Harry.
Ron: *sees book in Hermiones hands* What are you studying now?
Hermione:*Stands up and cackles like a maniac* I'm reading How to Become an Incredibly Powerful and Evil Witch and take Over the Magical World and Still Have Time to Read Other Books in the Series.
Harry: Oh. Okay. *sees Draco aproach*
Draco: *doesn't notice them* (singing) I'm so happy today, I could just kiss someone!
Harry: Make him go away. Please. *looks scared.*
*Dumbledore comes out, with Prof. Mcgonnagal, Prof. Snape, and Prof. Trelawney.*
Prof. Mcgonnagal: *sees Draco* Snape, what is your student doing?!
Prof. Snape: *runs screaming* Keep him away from me!
Dumbledore: Right. Now that's scary.
Draco: (still singing) I'm so very happy I just have to say, I think I'll be nice to the boy who lived today!
Prof. Mcgonnagal: I feel sorry for Harry.
Dumbledore: As do we all.
Voldemort: (laughs his stupid girly laugh and holds out a hand) Now you will die Potter boy! Avada Kredava! (looks at his hand and realizes he doesn't have a wand) Dude, where's my wand?
Dumbledore: Where's your wand dude?
Voldemort: Dude, where's my wand?
Dumbledore: Dude, where is your wand?
Harry: Here, Voldie. You can use mine.
Voldemort: Thanks. Avada Kreda...(sees Draco) What is he doing?
Harry: Who cares?
Voldemort: Yeah, right. Now where was I?
*Hermione walks up to them and pulls out her wand* Avada Kredava!
*Voldemort falls down dead*
Hermione: Step one, kill any posible rivaling dark witches or wizards, complete.
Prof. Trelawney: I forsaw that.
Ron: Yeah right.
Hermione: (reading to herself) Kill people who bug you. *looks at Prof. Trelawney* Avada Kredava!
Prof. Trelawney: I did not forsee that. *drops dead.*
Everyone goes inside, except Draco who is still singing.THE END