This chapter is dedicated to LadyBluePheonix because she asked for another chapter. I hope you like it!
This story was beta'd by Piper Chris Melinda Halliwell.
Disclaimer: I do not own Charmed. But I do own Chris. Oh wait crap no I don't. When did this happen! Ugh! This totally sucks. Can I at least own Paige? No! Really? Well this really does suck. Haha, enjoy!
"What did he just say?" Piper shouted while shooting up from her seat. The young Whitelighter just Orbed away after dropping the huge bombshell.
"Um, I think he said Aunt Phoebe." Paige clarified.
"I know that!" Piper snapped. "What I mean is, how the hell could that be true? You know what? It's another one of his lies. He's lying to us to gain our trust." Piper ranted while pacing and flailing her arms. "What do you think, Phoebe?" Piper asked while not so calmly sitting on the couch.
"Um, the thing is, I kind of believe him." Phoebe said.
"What do you mean you believe him?" Piper asked angrily.
"Well, I've been thinking about this for some time. He could pass for a Halliwell, you know. He's stubborn, have you noticed how his eyes flash with hurt when you and Leo accuse him of something or when me and Paige blow him off, or how about how he knows his way around the house so well?" Phoebe explained.
"Well, that just leaves one thing." Paige spoke up.
"What?" Phoebe and Piper asked together.
"Is he mine or Piper's?"
"Yours." Piper and Phoebe said while pointing at her.
"Why's he mine?" Paige demanded.
"He's sarcastic." Phoebe supplied.
"He can Orb." Piper added.
"He likes to demon hunt." Said Phoebe. Paige cocked her head.
"What does that have to do with anything?" Paige asked confused.
"That's easy Miss Super Witch." Piper agreed.
"Oh well fine! What now?" Paige asked finally agreeing.
"We call him." Phoebe said. They both turned to Piper.
She noticed there looks. "What?"
"Call him." Paige explained.
"He always comes when you call." Paige answered.
"Even if that was true, he wouldn't come."
"Why not?" Phoebe asked.
"Because he'll know we'll want answers."
"Well, I guess you'll just have to start using those two years of drama club skills." Phoebe said.
"Drama club?" Paige asked while laughing.
"One word: Prue." Piper answered. "Chris help! Demon attack!" Piper shouted.
"She's good." Paige whispered. Phoebe nodded in agreement. Two Orb forms appeared in the room. One forming into Paige's 'son' and the other Leo.
"Where's the demon?" Chris asked concerned with a vial in hand.
"What's wrong?" Leo asked at the same time.
"Wait what? I'm confused. Where's the demon?" Chris asked while looking at her two perfectly healthy Aunts and his Mother's ticked form.
"Are you Paige's son?" Piper asked getting straight to the point.
Chris looked confused. His face slowly contorted into one of amusement and he started to laugh.
"What do you find so funny about this mister?" Paige asked in her best 'Mom' voice, hearing that Chris just laughed harder and fell onto the couch clutching his stomach.
"What do you mean Paige's son?" Leo asked confused. The sisters shushed him and he took a couple of steps back.
"You done yet?" Piper asked with slight irritation.
"Oh man, was that good." Chris said while wiping a tear from his eye. "Now where did you get that insane idea from?"
"Your sarcastic, you Orb, and you like to demon hunt." Phoebe repeated what was said earlier.
Chris shook his head sadly. "I have a temper problem. The most important thing is family. I have green eyes. Who else can Orb in this family?"
"Wyatt." Leo supplied.
"Your Wyatt's son!" Paige shouted.
"NO! I said Aunt Phoebe, didn't I? Okay, I'll give you all of the answers. Piper has a temper problem. The most important thing to Piper is family. Leo has green eyes and Leo can Orb."
They stared at him confused. They weren't catching on. He sighed frustrated. "I'm Piper and Leo's son!"
"Oh my god! You must hate me!" Piper wailed.
"No Mom, I could never hate you. I could never hate any of you…well, maybe Leo." Chris said gently.
"Can you ever forgive me?" Piper asked.
"There's nothing really to forgive." At their looks he sighed. His family could be so stupid at times. "Yes, I forgive you."
"How can you believe this crap? He's obviously lying! When you guys stop believing this lie, call me." Leo said while glaring at Chris and Orbing out.
The sisters looked at Chris worried. "It's okay. I didn't expect anything less. I've got to go Mom. I'll see you tomorrow." Chris said while kissing each of the Charmed Ones on the cheek and Orbing out as well.
"So...who wants cake?" Piper asked breaking the tense silence. Phoebe and Paige's faces lit up.
"I do, I do!" They shouted childishly while running towards the kitchen. Piper shook her head in amusement while following after them.