Jess: Omg, I actually wrote the last chapter in 30 minutes..
Ikuto: cause she's a loner, and has nothing better to do.
Jess: remember, I could make the ambulance fall off a cliff.
Ikuto: I don't care anymore.
Tadase: like no one cares about me!
Jess: shut up, noob.
Jess: SHUT UP, PEASANT.
Tadase: THAT'S MY LINE!
Kiseki: Technically it's my line, and I'm the one who gives permission for people to use it. Jess can, Tadase CAN'T.
Tadase: but, you're my shugo chara…
Kiskei: there's a rule in the book that boy shugo charas can't be paired with lesbian girls.
Amu: well, anyway, JESS DOESN'T OWN SHUGO CHARA, IF SHE DID, then Tadase would be struck my lightning… 27 times!
"I know. And I do too…"
From a distance, Utau could see that they were confessing, so she smiled to herself.
"Kukai, my love, find Amu." She whispered to herself.
Utau laughed quietly, and let her sorrow eat her away.
"Y-Yaya? Is that you?"
"AMU-CHII!" screamed Yaya, jumping on Amu.
For some reason, This was the best thing that happened to her all night.
"Oh thank GOD, its you… I thought you were another guy trying to kill me.."
Amu had realized that Yaya couldn't go to the dance. She had to babysit her brother, but... Where was he? Her little brother was nowhere in sight.
"Yaya... Where's your brother?"
"I left him at home, he's asleep, I had to come down here, and see how the dance was going… what are you doing here anyway, Amu-chii?"
"Just.. going…home.." her voice trailed off.
"Um, Amu-chii, your house is THAT way."
Yaya pointed the opposite direction.
"Oh.. I guess, I was lost?"
Yaya gave her a look.
"Okay, now tell me, what's REALLY going on?"
Amu sighed, and fell back into the bench.
"So much, I think Tadase and Ikuto are dead… I would cry but, I promised Tadase I would keep going and never give up…"
"Yeah, some guy came, and took control of Tadase… it happened to be Ikuto… then out of self defense, I stabbed him… and then I went mad, then some guy came and tried to take me away… and Tadase managed to stab him.. and now.. I'm here."
Amu wondered how she could sound so heartless and not cry..
"Oh my god.. that's awful…"
Yaya had tears rolling down her face.
"Oh…I CAN'T TAKE THIS!"
Amu then let it all out, allowing Yaya to hug her tightly.
Utau was leaning against the wall, waiting for something to capture her attention, until something finally did. Kukai was running at her.
"I found Amu. She's over at the bench with Yaya."
"I think Yaya knows now, its best we go there…"
Utau nodded, and Kukai noticed a small sparkle in her eyes. Tears.
"Utau?" he whispered.
"Are you okay?"
"Its been a bad night."
Kukai hugged her and frowned.
"I know, but I'll make it up to you once its better."
Utau didn't seem hopeful but she let it go, walking off with Kukai into the dark.
"It's okay to cry, Amu-chan. It really shows your... WOMANESS."
Amu glared at her.
"Hehe..sorry… I was trying to cheer you up…"
"I think you should shut up."
"Yeah, I think so too.."
Amu could hear her name from the distance so she prepared herself to attack.
Before the person could finish the sentence, Amu attacked them.
"BITCH! THAT'S THE SECOND TIME MY DRESS WAS RIPPED!"
Fuck… it was Utau.
"U-Utau…EHH?! WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?! I COULD'VE KILLED YOU!"
"it's the other way around…Amu."
Amu began to feel insecure after Utau finished her sentence with a rude and stern "amu."
Utau walked up to Amu, and ripped her dress.
"Utau… that wasn't smart…" said Kukai and Yaya together.
"Yeah.. I think you're right…"
"WILL YOU STO-"
Utau was slapped.
"…Bitch." Utau murmured.
"TADASE IS DEAD. IKUTO IS DEAD. MY DRESS IS RIPPED. I LOST MY WALLET. SOME DUDE TRIED TO MOLEST ME AND IM ON MY PERIOD!" Screamed Amu.
"YOU'RE ON YOUR PERIOD?!" gasped Utau.
"…Out of EVERYTHING I just said.. that's the one you picked out?"
"Well.. it's not every day you hear someone randomly go.. "I'M ON MY PERIOD".
"IT WASN'T RANDOM!"
"SHUT UP!" screamed Kukai.
Utau and Amu glared at Kukai.
"Look, both of you NEED to shut the fuck up. We have two of our closest friends IN the hospital.. with one being in critical condition and the other having catnip withdrawal, so I suggest we ALL SHUT UP, and move along."
"Wait.. IKUTO'S OKAY?!"
"Duh." Said Utau.
"I'm sorry." Murmured Kukai.
"Anyway..let's go Utau, Amu, Ya- what the fuck? Yaya?"
Yaya was playing with her "duckies" in a "childish" way.
"WHAT IN HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE?!" gasped Amu
"What? I wanted to try this for a LONG time."
"And you pick now to make a bloody mess?"
"Let's go. Seriously." Said an annoyed Utau, pulling Amu with her.
With Ikuto. At the hospital
"DAMMIT. I NEED CATNIP."
"I'm…sorry sir. Pets aren't allowed here.." said the nurse, checking up on Ikuto.
"But.. I'M THE CAT."
The nurse stepped back slowly, as if he was to rape her.. and called out the door something like "you gave him too much ecstasy."
"WHAT THE FUCK?! I'M NOT HIGH… and doesn't that make you horny?" yelled Ikuto.
The nurse came up to him, and pushed him down so he was laying down.
"Sir, you mustn't strain yourself…"
"Oh and WHY NOT?!"
"BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET HORNY?!"
"Well, then why don't you give me something like MORPHINE SO IM NOT SO DAMN HORNY. And besides, if you were hot, my boner would be up by now."
The nurse scoffed and walked away.
"Bitch.." whispered Ikuto.
A few minutes later, the doctor walked in.
"Alright, Mr. Tukayomi.
"Whatever floats your boat…"
"Sounds like you request Morphine in place of ecstasy?"
"…I know that nurse was hitting on me…"
"Yeah… it was Morphine."
"I realize that. I've used ecstasy before, I know how it feels."
The doctor was taken back by that and soon asked if Ikuto had a criminal record.
"I'M NOT A RAPIST."
"Its okay. We…are HERE…to…H-E-L-P you."
"Why did you say it all slow.. and I can SPELL HELP."
"You're a much smarter lad. Mr. Tukiyoma."
"Not what the clipboard says.."
Ikuto took the clipboard and quickly scanned through it.
"It says Ikuta Tukiyoma… not Ikuto Tsukiyomi."
"I KNEW IT. You don't seem to be a mentally challenged 8-year-old girl with an abusive boyfriend, adoptive parents, and infected crotch."
The doctor gave him a smile and walked out.
"…HOW COULD I BE MISTAKENED FOR THAT?!"
Ikuto was even more pissed than before.. he needed a certain someone to calm him down.. but… where was she?
"And who are you here to visit?" asked the nurse at the front desk.
"We're here to see Ikuto Tsukiyomi."
"Ahh.. yes, right that way. Turn left after the 4th door. He's room 33."
"Thank you." Said Utau.
"I'm actually here to see Tadase Hotori."
"I'm terribly sorry but…I'm afraid he's in critical condition. No visits allowed."
"Please ma'am… I'm super gentle.. he's all I have…please?"
The nurse gave Amu a gentle smile and waved her to the hallway.
"Take the elevator to the 3rd floor. And his room is 109. Here's a pass. You should be able to get through without trouble."
"Thank you." Said Amu, taking the directions and pass.
Utau was questioning Amu's denial of visiting Ikuto, but didn't bother to ask.
"I'll see you later Utau." Said Amu, catching the elevator.
In the elevator, there were three kids with no hair, and one had an iv attached to him. Another kid was in a wheelchair, asleep. Looking at the kids was freaking Amu out… she'd never seen something quite like this… She was suddenly afraid of seeing her Tadase.
Amu quickly ran out of the elevator and found room 109. She walked in and could smell that awful scent of hospital and medicine.
She walked deeper into the room, and finally saw him.
She ran to his bedside and looked at his peaceful, sleeping face.
"Excuse me? You shouldn't be here."
"I have a pass."
Amu handed the doctor the pass.
"Alright. Don't move him too much. He's in a coma and his wounds are very serious."
Amu was in shock.
"C-Coma?" she barely whispered.
"I'm afraid so. On the way to the ambulance, he was awakened. But, he did say something… and he seemed serious about it."
"W-What did…he say?" asked Amu
Utau walked into Ikuto's room excitedly.
"You'll NEVER believe who ripped my dr-"
Utau's eyes widened, and she screamed.
"What…IS THAT THING?!" shrieked Yaya as well.
"OH MY GOD. IKUTO! I'M SO SORRY THIS HAPPENED TO YOU. YOU LOST YOUR BALLS TOO!?"
The same nurse from the front desk came up from behind Utau.
"I believe I gave you the wrong person. This is Ikuta Tukiyoma. She is a dyslexic, bipolar, obese, 8 year old girl with adoptive parents, abusive pedefile boyfriend, and infected crotch."
"I..have never heard.. of someone with so many… ISSUES?!"
"I have. Go to room 673… you'd be shocked."
"I said that too.. before I was forced to.."
"I don't wanna know…"
"I thought so."
"Let's go tell Amu of our AMAZING discovery.. then get her to go to Ikuto."
"Wow Utau. You must be hyped up…"
"I love it when you're like this.." Kukai leaned in for a kiss, but Utau slapped him.
Utau ran out of the room, trotting along with her ripped dress… and thong showing, which made Kukai faint…literally.
Back With Amu
"What…did he say?" asked Amu.
"He said "Amu. There is no greater happiness than having you, and no greater bliss than sharing this life with you. If I had one breath to spare, if I had just one moment to live, I would be spending it with you."
Amu was crying. She had never cried this much in her life. It took a poem for her to realize.
She leaned over Tadase's bedside and gently kissed his cheek.
"I'd spend that last breath…saving you. I love you."
The doctor smiled at her.
"That was sweet." Was all he said.
Jess: haha. Cliffy. xD OMG. I saw nightmare on elm street…
Michaela: lexi cut off your arm circulation.. blah blah blah..
Ikuto: I LOVE THAT SONG. I DON'T REALLY CARE WHERE YOU LIVE AT JUST SHOW ME WHERE YOUR DICKS AT!
Jess: OH! You can't look below. Cause you have a crotch! :D
Ikuto: NO I DON'T.
Jess: not what your girlfriend Ikuta Tukayoma said.
Ikuto: oh god.. I never knew that was possible. An infected crotch.
Jess: well… you kinda have one..
Ikuto: NUH UH! IM HEALTHY.
Yoru: buhh.. ikuto~nya… last week, they had to neuter you since you were so bad…
Michaela: PWN. XD
Amu: I have an infected crotch too! :D jk. REVIEWWWWWWW!?