Author: Meltha

Rating: G

Feedback: Yes, thank you.

Spoilers: Through Deathly Hallows

Distribution: The Blackberry Patch and . If you're interested, please let me know.

Summary: Pretend for a moment that in the world of Harry Potter, Father Christmas is real. Here are letters some of the wizarding world might write to the jolly old elf.

Disclaimer: All characters are owned by J. K. Rowling, a wonderful author whose characters I have borrowed for a completely profit-free flight of fancy. Kindly do not sue me, please, as I am terrified of you. Thank you.

Dear Mr. Father Christmas, sir,

I is not to be asking for presents this year for Dobby as I is already having everything I am wanting. I am having a job that is paying, a new home, and clothes. I am having best Christmas ever!

However, I is to be asking for something for Blinky. She is not coping well with clothes, sir, and is drinking too much Butterbeer for own good. I is not knowing what is to be making her happier, but you is good at that kind of thing, so while she is not to be writing for herself, I is asking you to please not be forgetting her, sir.

Also, if there is some way you could arrange for Harry Potter to be made Minster of Magic, I think this would be good. I am knowing he is only 15, but anything is better than Mr. Fudge.

Yours with greatest respect,

Dobby, free elf

P.S. Please to be considering skipping Professor Uglybridge this year. She is most naughty.