"How long does it take for a girl to get outside?"

"Pa, we've been here for only ten seconds."

"and that's five too many!"

"Oh, like Ma wasn't late during your wedding!"

"No, OUR wedding had to take place in the hospital because Finstarlinka, Operahanguras, Hanzaremansul, and Kopluranghi all decided to be born on that day."

"Mario was born with them, too."

"Mario? No, no. He came later, on the same day, but later."

Rosa sighed, knowing full well both her and her father knew Mario was indeed born with the other four. It was simply a way of passing time. Unfortunately, her father soon dozed off, leaving her to analyze the scene in front of her.

Oz, was of course, standing rigidly, a heavy blush on his face. He obviously had not expected this many people to be here. His dress was long sleeved, floor length, ivory in colour, and had a v-neck, making the padded chest area all too visible. Over it there was a fitted bodice and a corset that made Rosa wonder if the blush was from embarrassment or from not being able to breathe.

Gilbert Nightray stood off to the right, acting as best man, in a lovely flower-patterned dress. From what Rosa had managed to overhear, Oz Vessalius had been forced to wear a dress, and as not to go down alone, ordered his servant to also wear a dress. Needless to say, the dress did not suit him as much as it suited Oz.

Beside Gilbert was Xerxes Break, dressed in the traditional colours of the Reinsworth household and in their customary knight outfit, consisting of a purple cravat, pink shirt, and dark purple overcoat. The pants matched the overcoat in colour, though the coat had various designs over it in gold. Even Emily, who was sitting on Break's shoulder, had joined in, changing into a more elegant dress and doing her hair in a very complex-looking style.

Several other men were lined up after Xerxes, all in Pandora outfits.

Across from the men was a spot for the bridesmaids and the rest of them.

Then, without warning, the doors were thrown (kicked?) open, and a trolley flew out. Rosa barely had the time to register a fish in a very manly and stylish tuxedo sitting in a bowl, sunglasses on it's face, before it made an amplified "Glub" sound, and a stereo started playing.

Caramelldansen came on full blast. The fish, having by now reached the alter, started dancing.

"HOLY FLICKLED PICKLE CUPS!"

Rosa felt like facepalming. Of course he would wake up to this song. Instead however, she got him to start dancing along. Eventually, their entire row caught on and started to join, followed by the rest of the guests.

With barely five second in between, the flower girls began their dance down the aisle, dressed in a creamy orange knee-length, V-neck dress, a darker orange sash around their waste, and flowers sprouting out from seemingly nowhere. Literally.

They grinned, "DO, DO DOO YEAH-EAH-EAH-YEAH!"

Some more elaborate dance moves later, "VI UNDRAR AR NI REDO ATTA WARA MED, ARMARNA UPP NU SKA NI FA SE,
KOM IGEN,
VEM SOM HELST KKAN MED VARA MED!"

"SA ROR PA ERA FOTTER
OA-A-A
OCH VICKA ERA HOFTER
O-LA-LA-LA
GOR SOM VI TILL DENNA MELODI!"

"OA-OA-A
DANSA MED OSS
KLAPPA ERA HANDER
GOR SOM VI GOR
TA NAGRA STEG AT VANSTER,
LYSSNA OCH LAR,
MISSA INTE CHANSEN,
NU AR VI HAR MED CARAMELLDANSEN."

The bridesmaids came out next, following suit, "O-O-OA-OA,
"O-O-OA-OA-a..."

The last half of the bridesmaids came out, "O-O-OA-OA,
O-O-OA-OA-A..."

"DET BLIR EN SENSATION OVERALLT FORSTAS
PA FESTER KOMMER ALLA ATT SLAPA LOSS
KOM IGEN
NU TAR VI STEGEN OM IGEN

OA-OA"

"SA ROR PA ERA FOTTER
OA-A-A-A
OCH VICKA ERA HOFTER
O-LA-LA-LA
GOR SOM VI
TILL DENNA MELODII!"

Sharon came out next, following the flower girls, dressed in a floor length strapless lavender number. Somehow, she still managed to look elegant and lady-like even when dancing to such a ridiculous (though extremely awesome) song. Hell, she even managed not to trip or fumble on her way down.

"OA-OA-A!
DANSA MED OSS
KLAPPA ERA HANDER
GOR SOM VI GOR
TA NAGRA STEG AT VANSTER
LYSSNA OCH LAR
MISSA INTE CHANSEN
NU AR VI HAR MED
CARAMELLDANSEN!"

Sharon ripped off the bottom half of her dress, revealing short shorts, similar to Lara Croft's, and then ripped off the top part of her outfit, revealing two pistols holstered at her side. She also undid her previously pinned up hair, looking like Tomb Raider. Exactly like Tomb Raider.

Yes, TOMB RAIDER LARA CROFT HAS COME TO ALICE AND OZ'S WEDDING. I BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING DID YOU?
It's Halloween. Literally. Of course I had to put someone in costume! Needless to say, Break went into a nosebleed frenzy, as joined by Gilbert. Oz had enough common sense not to watch before Alice stuck him on that sword of hers.

"O-OA-OA-OA-OA!
O-O-OA-OA-A!"

Alice kicked the doors open, dressed in a Victorian military outfit, with all the fancy designs and gold trimmings and the likes. It was dark red in colour, of course. A finely decorated and obviously ceremonial sword lay at her enough, even she joined in the singing and dancing.

"O-O-OA-OA
O-O-OA-OA-A!"

Everyone else stopped singing, but continued dancing,

"SO COME AND DANCE TO THE BEAT
WAVE YOUR HANDS TOGETHER

COME FEEL THE HEAT
FOREVER AND FOREVER
LISTEN AND LEARN (?)
IT IS TIME FOR PRANCING
NOW WE ARE HERE
CARAMELLDANSEN!

O-O-OA-OA
O-O-OA-OA-A

SO COME AND DANCE TO THE BEAT
WAVE YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
COME AND FEEL THE HEAT
FOREVER AND FOREVER
LISTEN AND LEANR
IT IS TIME FOR PRANCING
NOW WE ARE HERE CARAMELLDANSEN!"

Apparently Swedish was too complicated for Alice, so she had reverted to the English translation. Somehow, it had ended up with the song ending right as Alice reached the alter.

Sharon had reverted back into her normal outfit, somehow. Nobody noticed how or when. Break was still recovering from his nosebleed to care, as was Gilbert. Oz was now safe from the hentai attacks.

The priest quickly started, not giving anyone a chance to catch their breathe, "We are gathered here today to witness the union of this rabbit and clafluffle headed creature. If anyone has any objections speak now or forever hold your peace."

Even if the priest had given Gilber the chance, between Break's threatening choke on Emily and Sharon throwing a Shuriken fan at him, he wouldn't of been able to.

"Do you Oz Vessalius take this rabbit somehow named Alice to be your lawfully wedded husband til death do you part?"

"H-husband! I'm the husband, not her!"

"Shut up, mans-"

"You are clearly the one in a dress therefore the woman of this relationship. Now do you or do you not?"

"...I do..." Oz accepted his defeat.

"And do you, Alice ...whatever the heā€”Hades your name is, accept Oz Vessalius to be your lawfully wedded wife til-"

"He's my manservant! Not my wife."

"...You cut me off."

"So? You cut me off first. Now finish this up."

"Accept Oz Vessalius to be your lawfully wedded manservant until death do you part?"

"I do!"

The priest deepened his voice to sound like a superhero, "By the power vested in me, I know pronounce you the oddest couple to have ever been married, fictional or not, cross dressers or not. Now, you may make out with the bride in front of all while I go make myself a cappuccino."

Alice didn't give Oz a chance to react, instead immediately jumped onto him, much to Gilbert's dismay,grabbed his face to pull him down to her level, and did exactly as the priest had said. She tried desperately to ignore the cheering and whistling from the stands, but the blush refused to heed her concerns, showing exactly how shy and embarrassed she was to do this in front of other people.

Realizing she had forgotten all about the flowers, Alice quickly grabbed a nearby pot plant and threw it out to the crowd, the rest of her still preoccupied with Oz. Oz had gotten the idea, grinning both at how uncomfortable he was making Gilbert and how red Alice would be.

Without warning, Oz picked Alice up bridal style, breaking their long overdue kiss, and started walking down the stairs. He grinned down at Alice, waited for Pzarli to switch the CD to the correct song, cleared his throat, and began to sing.

"They say we're young and we don't know,
We won't find out until we grow~

Well I don't know if alll that's true,
'Cause you got me, and baby I got you,
Babe~"

He walked into the middle of the aisle, still keeping a firm hold on a blushing Alice. He couldn't help but grin at how adorable she looked when she was embarrassed.

"I got you babe. I got you babe.
They say our love won't pay the rent,

Before it's earned, our money's all been spent
I guess that's so we don't have a pot

But at least I'm sure of all the things we got
Babe~"

Alice tried to hide her face from the crowd into Oz's chest, but it didn't really help much. Oz just leaned his head down to her ear.

"I got you babe. I got you babe~"

"Stooooooop," Alice pleaded.

Oz turned to face Pzarli, and nodded at him. Pzarli nodded back, switching the CD yet again. Oz let Alice down and pulled her along to the outdoors.

"You are my sunshiiiiiiine,

My only sunshiiiiiiiiine~

You make me happyyyyyy

When my skies are graaaaaaay~"

And they left, followed by everyone, to the sub-reception.


* did not make this a musical * And, yes., I did sit there listening to Caramelldansen over and over and over and over and over and over and over again just to get the lyrics right.
And somehow, I'm still not sick of it OTL.

ANYWAYS. TWO MORE CHAPTERS, ROUGHLY, LEFT! Why? Really, I'd make this more thought out and thourough but I've decided tot ake part in NaNoWriMo (shocker Dx) and I kno for a fact I can not concentrate on more than one story at any one time, so I'm trying to finish this as quickly as possible so I CAN BE READY FOR TOMORROW.