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"Thank you for calling the Internal Revenue Service hotline. How may we help you?"

"Hello. My name's Robert Horn; I'm a California taxpayer, and I've just learned that my eldest daughter has been a Controller since 1993."

"Oh, yes, isn't that awful? My own grandmother..."

"Yes, yes. But what I'm thinking is, if there were two people living in Sara's body all that time, then I listed 3 dependents for years when I actually had 4, didn't I?"

"..."

"In which case, I should be expecting some sort of government reimbursement, yes?"

"Um... let me connect you to the Appeals office."