"Hey, uh, Matthew?"


"Right. It's Percy. Is Annabeth there?"

"Yes, yes she is."

". . . Can I talk to her?"

"I'm sure you can."

". . . Can you give her the phone?"

"Let me just ask you something, Perce - can I call you Perce?"


"Let me just ask you something, Perce. How do you do it?"

"Do what?"

"Date her? I find it impossible to be her brother. Half brother, at that."

"Uh -"

"I mean, how can you even stand her little annoying facts all the time? 'Elephants are the largest land mammals living today. There are currently three living species in the world: African Elephant, Asian Elephant, and the Indian Elephant. There are subspecies for each type, as well.' Ugh! And that was just when we went to Elephant Bar. Can you imagine what it was like going to the Rainforest Cafe? Oh my god! I wanted to claw her face off."

"Um . . . I kinda think her random facts are cute."

"You're a disgrace to all men. What about the architecture? You have to find that annoying. One time, when I was, like, seven and she was making some blueprints, I asked her what she was drawing and she then began to tell me all about support beams for the next hour and a half. I didn't even know what a support beam was."

"I like it when she tells me about her architecture. It reminds me of, like, a sexy librarian or something."

". . . I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit."

"Can you just give the phone to Annabeth already?"

"On a scale of one to ten, how good of a kisser would you say Annabeth is?"

"I don't feel comfortable answering that."

"Ouch. That terrible, huh? She said that you were twenty, give or take a hundred."

"She told you this?"

"Oh no. She told her diary this."

"Annabeth has a diary?"


"And you've read it?"

"Am reading, actually."

"I don't think she's gonna be too happy about that."

"That's the point."

"To get her pissed?"

"I'm gonna guess that you don't have a sister, Perce."


"The point in having one is to make her mad, embarrassed, unconfident, etc., etc."

"I really don't think that's it."

"Oh, trust me, it is."

"Can I please just talk to Annabeth?"

"Do your eyes seriously look like emeralds?"

"Excuse me?"

"It's from the diary. Wanna hear it? 'Dear Diary-'"

"I really don't need to hear this."

"'Percy called today. I miss him so much. I miss his laugh, and his tan skin, and my hands running through his soft hair, and his eyes. Oh his eyes. It's like there's little, tiny emeralds sitting in his eye sockets. They're like small ponds with fish swimming around in there. His eyes are like the cube off Transformers that turns all the Transformers to life, because when I look in his eyes, they make me feel alive.' Ha! That always makes me laugh! 'They're like-'"

"You don't need to continue. It's really okay."

"Oh, but there's a whole list here. 'His eyes are like tiny pieces of seaweed.'"

"Can you just give the phone to Annabeth? Please."

"Have you ever seen Annabeth naked?"

"Uh -"

"I'll take that as a yes. Have she ever seen you naked?"

"That was not a yes!"

"I'll take you not answering that question as a yes, too."

"We've never seen each other naked!"

"How sexual would you say your relationship is?"

"How old are you, again?"

"I'll take that as 'Ohmygod! We get it on like a prawn who yawns at dawn every second we're in the same room!' "


"It's cool, Perce. It'll just be our little secret. As long as you used protection."

". . ."

"Are you, like, rolling your eyes and taking deep breaths right now? My dad says I have that affect on people."

". . . I think I'm just gonna go now. Tell Annabeth to call me later."

"Cool beans, buddy. Nice talkin' to ya, Perce. 'Bobby what are you doing with my diary!?! Who's on the phone!?!' Ah, damn."

I know it's kinda short and all, but I was bored, and this was the best I could come up with. And yeah, I did take one of the lines from 'Evil is My Middle Name' (check it out on my page, if you haven't read it already!) for the whole eyes thing. So yeah! Tell me whatcha thought!

I'm actually thinking about changing this into a fourshot, one for each memeber of Annabeth's family answering the phone when Percy calls. So is you want to see those you might want to put the fic on Story Alert, put me on Author Alert, or just be real observant in the PJO fandom.

And Elephant Bar and Rainforest Cafe are both retaurants with like animal themes, kinda. If you've never been to the Rainforest Cafe, you really should. It's so freaking cool! Ha ha! I don't own either of them!

Disclaimer: I am going to go kill a magician, and wear him as an outfit, to go to traveling to Hawaii. You made me do that all because I don't own Percy Jackson and the Olympians or anything else I mentioned!

Oh goodness me, I've ran out of toilet paper! REVIEW! I need the new Guitar Hero! REVIEW! I super, super- REVIEW! I was gonna say I need a hooker. Like I said, REVIEW! I think I could help you out with that one *wink wink*. Jk, dawgs, jk!

:) Jordan