Hey dudes ^-^ This is going to be a new series I'm going to work on. I've had the idea for ages. Well, I'm sure most of you have heard of the book known as Lord of the Flies, by William Golding. Anyway, this fan fic is going to be based on his book ^-^ Of course it not going to be the same though!! Turning Savage is the least thing that the Akatsuki will need to worry about X3 Lolz, anyway, the title is Lord of the Yaoi. I am working on about 5 other Fan fictions and thinking up plot ideas for my sequal to School of Freaks though I really just wanted to give you a heads up about this fan fic ^-^ So without further to do, the Prologue!!!

SasoDei- Lord of the Yaoi – Prologue

Stranger in Clouds

The Akatsuki were on a plane, headed for Australia. Pein had decided to take them all on a holiday from the Narutoverse and their plans of World Domination. The plane was flying steadily over the ocean right now.

It wasn't a very large plane, only the Akatsuki were on board, with Konan flying the plane since she was the only one who knew how to.

Deidara was staring out the window, bored. He sat next to his Danna. His Danna was known as Sasori Akasuna. Deidara didn't like him very much though. Sasori said he was 35, but he looked to be about 95!! He had weird cornrows on his head, he was always crouched over, he wore a black bandana over his mouth, plus his eyes were just so harsh...cold…dead…

But the worst thing about Sasori?

He thought art was Eternal!! What an IDIOT!!! Art was Fleeting!!

Deidara looked over to Sasori to see that he…was staring into oblivion…

"Ah, Danna, un? You okay?"

"Quite Brat, I'm reading."

Deidara blinked, puzzled. Sasori CLEARLY didn't have a book, so what the hell was he reading!?!

"What book, un?"

"Lord of the Flies."

Deidara rolled his eyes and returned to looking out the window.

Suddenly the plane jumped up and down.

Deidara clutched the arm rest tight. Shit.

The plane jumped once more.

Was it turbulence?!

There was a crackle as Konan's voice came over the intercom.

"Greetings Akatsuki, I'm afraid to tell you that we are being attacked by another plane. As a result I have to drop the passenger tube of the plane, which is where you are. There is an island up ahead so hopefully you land on it. Thank you for flying Cloudy Airways, have a nice day and please don't die. Bye!!"

Deidara gulped. There was suddenly a rush of air and the next thing he knew, the passenger tube was free falling downwards, headed straight for an island down beneath them. Everything suddenly went black.

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Deidara opened his eyes to see bright blue sky above him. He managed to sit up and look around. He was no longer in the passenger tube, but was lying on a cool sandy beach. He briefly wondered how he had gotten out of the tube when it finally struck him that he was alone on an island, which appeared to be disserted. He bought his hands down to find that his clay pouch had gone. Deidara gulped, it must have still been in the passenger tube.

Deidara did the only thing which he thought would help the situation.

"SASORI DANNA!!!"

Hopefully Sasori was still alive, as much as Deidara disliked him.

"Hold your damn horses, Brat."

Deidara spun around to see a strange figure crawling out from the undergrowth. Deidara automatically moved into a defensive stance at the unknown figure.

The person straightened up, revealing that they were shorter than Deidara. They had a shock of blood red hair and wore an Akatsuki cloak. Deidara stared at the unknown stranger. Why the hell were they wearing an Akatsuki cloak!?! The male quirked an eye brow at Deidara and walked towards him, not at all fazed by Deidara's stance.

"What the hell are you so jumpy about, Brat?"

Deidara's eye twitched at the pet name. Sasori always called Deidara 'Brat'. But this person was definitely not Sasori!! They looked about 17 for god's sake!!

"Who the hell are you, un?"

The red head rolled their eyes.

"Who do you think, Brat?"

The red head dropped something down at Deidara's feet. Deidara risked a look down; shocked to find it was a book. The title read 'Lord of the Flies'. Deidara's blue eyes widened and looked back into the unfamiliar muddy brown pair.

"S-Sasori Danna?"

The red head gave a slight smirk.

"You expected someone else?"

Deidara continued to stare.

"…Woah, un…"

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Well? How does it sound so far? I will get back to you on the first chapter, just gotta work a bit on my other fan fics and that ^-^ Hope you will continue to read this story ^-^ Thanx.