SasoDei – Lord of the Yaoi – Epilogue
Just The Way Things Are
Deidara's eyes fluttered open at the sound of something. A loud droning had erupted above the island and the sand was flying in all directions.
Deidara sat up, using his arm to block the sunlight as he looked to see what was making all the ruckus.
Above them was a helicopter. Deidara shook Sasori awake. Sasori always slept like a log, pun intended. Sasori's eyes opened and he looked at Deidara. His attention was then drawn to the large engine above them. Sasori sat up as well and awaited the machine to land.
The helicopter landed on the sand, the propellers gradually slowing down till they stopped.
A girl with blonde hair and a blue Konoha head band jumped out.
Sasori and Deidara both nodded.
"Aweasome!! I've been looking everywhere for ya!! Name's Woolfy. I was sent by Kishimoto to bring you back to the Narutoverse!! WE NEED OUR ANTAGONISTS BACK SO YOU CAN SUPPOSEDLY DIE!! THEN WE CAN ALL GO GET COCKTAILS WHILE THE PROTAGONISTS THINK THAT THE DAY IS SO HORRIBLY DAMN CLICHÉ!!"
Sasori blinked at the odd girl.
Woolfy hit her face with her palm and talked in a bored tone.
"I'm here to rescue you. Happy?"
"Oh!! That's aweasome, un!!"
The rest of the Akatsuki were starting to emerge from the huts to see what all the noise was about. Woolfy waved to them all.
"HEY DUDES!! I'M HERE TO TAKE YOU BACK TO NARUTO!! WORLD DOMINATION, YA KNOW!?!"
They just gave the girl an odd look. Konan stepped forward.
"Hey Dude!!! Don't bother with these Bishies, they don't understand Otaku."
"Indeed, with so many delicious Lemons!! No Limes in sight!!"
"ZOMG!! I'M SO WRITING A FAN FICTION BOUT THIS!! Just like Lord of the Flies, but with Yaoi Goodness!! Like, ZOMG, you gotta tell me all that's happened so I can write it for FF.N and DeviantArt!!! But what to call this fan fic…"
"What 'bout Lord of the Yaoi?"
"ZOMG IT IS PERFECTNESS TO THA MAX!!"
The males just looked back and forth between the two fan girls, not really understanding a word of it.
Finally both girls started walking to the helicopter, still chatting away in their odd language, climbing into the pilot and co-pilot seats.
Deidara rolled his eyes and made his way into the back, sitting at a window seat of the spacious helicopter. Sasori sat down in the seat next to him as the rest of the Akatsuki made their way on board.
Once they had all got in and closed the door, the machine took off into the sky, leaving behind the island of Ikustaka.
Deidara watched out the window as the memorable island grew smaller and smaller, eventually fading entirely from view.
Deidara wondered if they would ever return to the Edenic paradise.
Deidara could barely stay awake. They had only been flying about an hour, the whole trip probably taking about 3 hours total till they were home, but he was just so tired.
He looked next to him to see that Sasori was reading a familiar book. Lord of the Flies. Just like he had on the plane before they had crashed on the island.
Deidara leaned his head on the side of the helicopter, trying to get comfortable. He gave a groan and tried another position. Still uncomfortable. He didn't notice Sasori move the arm rest between them up and into the space between the seats. Deidara closed his eyes, not really caring if he was uncomfortable. He was suddenly pulled down to his right. He opened his eyes and saw that his head now lay on Sasori's lap. Sasori was still reading but with one hand he was stroking Deidara's golden locks. The red head also wore a faint smile as he continued to read his old novel.
Deidara gave a soft smile and pulled his legs up onto his own chair, snuggling into Sasori. He purred a little as Sasori continued to stroke his hair lovingly. Finally comfortable, he closed his eyes and fell into a blissful asleep.
After all, the Akatsuki weren't gay.
Really, only 8 of them were.
And that's just the way things are.